Sam Collins > Recent Status Updates

This is how I used to write when I was starting to get bored of a school paper but wanted to keep the momentum going.

I don’t know if I’m at the right grade level for this yet.

“Your honor, my locale was Celtic and the season Spring!”

Thank you Jimmy Carter for failing to stop the early 80s recession, giving us this book.

Ben Franklin tells you to get vaxxed.

He “Surf Dracula”’d Poor Richard’s Almanack

The “Collins” he says he “never heard of again” was John Collins, a delegate to the continental congress and brief ruler of Rhode Island. Franklin was a bit catty.