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Oh god I hate his mother so much

"I must also make you a promise to put down mothers secret stash of romance novels, and I fear the stories are poisoning my pious mind."
Ladies reading smut in world war 2. We love to see it.

"He doesn't wake again. But they stay with him until morning " Victoria Schwab you will be getting my therapy bill because that's 3 times you've made me cry now.

Can I squeeze one more in before the end of the year?

Oh god the babysitter is the Dr!!! IM FREAKING OUTT

WHAT ONG NO NO NOT UNRELIABLE GOD I NEED TO LEARN TO PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER OMG AHHHH

OMG I knew he was unreliable but I'M STILL IN SHOCK

Ready for heartache because I know you Adam Silvera

How did I miss an entire book in the series 🤣. Especially the one featuring my close and personal friend Ryan Price.

"I'd rather break the world to fit you." Its been like 5 days ... I guess kinda slow burn for a sapphic relationship really.

A historical fantasy with witchcraft and knights and fairytales and, assumedly, no silicone.... However we have ye olde strap-on? 🤣

Calling her "Sir Lavinia" is honestly doing things for me and I think it's doing things for Lavinia too 👀

This might be her best one yet

Well everyone died.
I knew Saoirse was wlw.
Ye olde binder?
Jean-francois I love you.

"I'm a little heated."

Oh Ali Hazelwood, you're very funny.

‘“And who said that you get to tell me anything at all, boy?”
‘“Your mama,” he scowled.

Ya mum jokes are always funny in every context

Having a fit every time Dior is mentioned. I know you're important I just don't know why

"I'm no princess. I'm a fucking queen."
ASTRID 🫦

His daughter's name is patience 😫

Dior Lachance: ‘“I’m no one special.”

I call bullshit on that already.

I love the amount of swearing in this book.
"Dribble-chinned gibbercuck."

"spunk-brained fuckweasel."
"lackwitted piss-puddle,"
"Fuckarse"
Are some of my favorites thus far.

"Speak up, you ill-bred twatwaffler."

What a great insult