Zoe > Recent Status Updates

these men are pissing me off but also like, Jordan girl get up!!!

first book of 2026!

Will close out 2025 with this!

gay! 😎

mushroom book pitch 1:

“There is no grief if there is no death. There is no pain if the pain is shared. There is no pain if the pain is memory and knowledge and life. There is no pain if you’re a mushroom!”

I’m out of Spotify audiobook Hours rip

sometimes i forget that i also live in DC bc im listening to this in audiobook and im thinking like, what kind of fucugkfjng neighborhood name is FOGGY BOTTOM and who would live there

picking this up again for book club and I haven’t opened it since I read it for the first time which was apparently in 6th grade ahsjejxwndjejdb

“They’re growing something…. And it’s not arugula!!”

this book has pictures!

dnf at like 60% bc I got bored

my Spotify 10 free hours ran out :/

9 hours left help me god how did I ever read these on paper before

2 Mickey Mouse in 1 guckfifnf chapter

Mickey Mouse counter #2

my AirPods wouldn’t sync with the peloton so I was listening to this audiobook for like 40 mins

the Mickey Mouse watch strikes again

these books are so ass but younger me loved them sm bc it made me feel smart

i think it’s funny that i go on a sad book reading spree when im sick bc it’s the only thing to unclog my sinuses… hoping this does the trick

got this from the library today and I like it already!

Got this from the library today!!!!

got this from the library today!!!!

I like this!

very good

dnf at 8% bc I think the writing style is not for me