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please kill me

I will never love again

Just realized I hadn’t updated this is forever

holy saint undying this is bonkers

“OoOoooOoh~ Palamedes~ I am measurably less intelligent than you. Put your tongue in my mouth and I’ll flop my tongue against it.”

-Harrowhawk Nonagesimus, reverend daughter

lobotomy lobotomy lobotomy :p

Started this like a week ago I just didn’t update until now

EVEN THE AUTHOR DOESN'T KNOW HOW THIS GOD AWFUL CARD GAME WORKS

I really wanted to like this book, but if I hear one more word of “omg he's so buff have I mentioned how buff he is” I'm going to actually puke. It's the classic "he was BIG, and she was ~petite~” that I hate. Not to mention that she's supposed to be an assassin or some crap, yet she has really long hair and an impossibly small waist. Not that she couldn't, I guess? I don't know. It just annoys me.

Started this a bit less than an hour ago. It’s certainly something.

I swear I won't start more books until I finish a few

I like crows :3

A billion side plots, all joining together to create a single story.

Here we go :)

Reads like a badly written fan fiction. I actually stopped to look up if it was satire. It’s not. It’s just bad.