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Book 4: that was crazy, now I can’t recommend this book because I’ll look like a freak

Une sanz pluis 🔥🔥🔥

Good news Henry, we have a surgeon who can remove the arrow in your face.

Bad news Henry, we have a surgeon who can remove the arrow in your face in the year 1403.

Thank god for good detectives because Estrella’s friends are dropping the ball.

I bet Timmy read this book

Pain pain pain

Is this dude tripping? *looks online* ah, this dude is tripping 2/5 books done Lfg

What job do I need to get to be chilling in 5-star Mexican hotels, reading all day ?

1200 pages divided into 5 chapters is disgusting


Hell ya Liz have your challengers moment

Wait where tf is gurney

Damn Jason mamoa and Anna Taylor- joy are totally gonna bone

If I had a Time Machine, I got back to pre colonial America and host some vaccines clinics

Digging the short chapters

Not that one !

Wow life is just the book of job ennit ?

Please give me more dog chapters, BIG STEVE

Afraid to admit I’ve had a recent Harold chocolate incident

Annnnnnnnd king got weird af, smh. I’ll continue but I’m scarred

“This book isn’t going to be like Dexter” literally says my dark persona 3 chapters in lmao. I’ll put up with the bs for now

I wonder how pre covid me would view this book

What is wrong with people bro

Gennaro just stealing my heart

We’re having a good time

I’d just get a divorce at this point

If scatter brain was a book this would be it

Griselda mention BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BAP BAP BAP GRRRRRRRRRRR fly god

Pipeline to cuckhold is happening quiiiiiick

Dang the mongols were so punk rock that when they got infected with the plague mid siege on Italy, those mfers just started catapulting their dead bodies over the Italian walls. And they spiked the ocean with their dead. BR00tal

Hmm a little incel vibes tbh, but I’ll keep going

Good to know we have the Italians to blame for creating shareholder value