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Not that one !

Wow life is just the book of job ennit ?

Please give me more dog chapters, BIG STEVE

Afraid to admit I’ve had a recent Harold chocolate incident

Annnnnnnnd king got weird af, smh. I’ll continue but I’m scarred

“This book isn’t going to be like Dexter” literally says my dark persona 3 chapters in lmao. I’ll put up with the bs for now

I wonder how pre covid me would view this book

What is wrong with people bro

Gennaro just stealing my heart

We’re having a good time

I’d just get a divorce at this point

If scatter brain was a book this would be it

Griselda mention BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BAP BAP BAP GRRRRRRRRRRR fly god

Pipeline to cuckhold is happening quiiiiiick

Dang the mongols were so punk rock that when they got infected with the plague mid siege on Italy, those mfers just started catapulting their dead bodies over the Italian walls. And they spiked the ocean with their dead. BR00tal

Hmm a little incel vibes tbh, but I’ll keep going

Good to know we have the Italians to blame for creating shareholder value

Genghis khan would’ve loved the nyc carpet fetish guy

Ten days is the same as a year when you want to drink all the time

Crazy that even back then they had rulers with dementia (that needed reminders about helmets before battles) and were no better with congress in hospice care

Oh I like this

Whats going on

In the 800s talking bout Vikings and shit

The franks really said “no baldies allowed”

One story I’m like oh shit I see the matrix (absurd) then the next story has me YouTubing thug notes.

Romans and the Huns, were having a good time

Oh to be a bug

Zzz

0 to 100 baby Lfg, may thy knife chip mfer

Just read the judgement, what is going on 😭

We’re talking about telling stories a lot and not telling the stories….