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the fact that it's just universally agreed by everyone that Peeta is too pure for any of this.

i guess frosting really helps in a life or death sitution

HELPP THIS BOOK IS HILARIOUS-
I CAN'T-

im fucking terrified to read this.

two words. Mr. KENT. let that sink in.

this is a very intricate plot. IM TERRIFIED FOR HAZEL I DONT WANT MERRICK TO BE HURT WTF DO I DOO?

her childhood is borderline traumatising oml

flying houses. FLYING. HOUSES. is this a retelling of 'UP'? i did not expect this. THE SYPNOSIS NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT THE FLYING HOUSES.

'This was no time to be maudlin. She’d just killed a girl!
Already the air seemed brighter' this is satire, right???

orphan blue? what kind of a color is that? does it not have parents?

Lady Darlington is so unserious oml

...when is it my turn to be happy?

" “We could make a treaty
without a marriage.”
“No,” he said.
“You are sure?”
“Yes,” he said."
AAAARRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

he loves her? HE LOVES HER? WHEN HOW THE HELLL!!!!

'“Bleh,” he said, disgusted with himself.' HE'S SUCH AN ICON I CAN'T-

the world biulding EEAAATTS.

AXIE I NEED THERAPY NOW HOW COULD YOUUU

I. AM. STRESSED.

'Taking off her sandal, she pelted it at the demon. It rebounded off the
back of its head. Screaming, the demon raced toward her.'
THIS IS SO UNHINGED TFF

who da fuq is lillte uncle and why is he shimmying!?

its...not bad. (i think.)

poor Hazan, not only does he have to presumably save Alizeh from Cyrus, but also put up with an indecisive, infuriatiating, ingrown king of Ardunia.
his poor back must hurt.

so jaren was like ACTUALLY.. oh. oh. this is not good. I CANT UNTWIST THE TWIST BRO.

LOL WHAT IF JAREN SOMEHOW HAS WATER ABILITIES AND SAVES KIVA IN THE WATER TRIAL.

HER FAMILY (I WILL KILL THEM) also, Tipp has the purest soul ever omg the 'found family" trope in this book is ON POINT.

can we all just accept the fact that her family is ABSOLUTELY- you know what? i cant even find the words. like, what kind of parents leave their child to ROT in prison for 10 YEARS. and the fact that they keep sending her messages that tell her they "'will come" even tho they NEVER DO IS SOO CRUEL. like if they dont change their behaviour in the next 150 or so pages, i WILL riot. mark my words.