Selena Marie > Recent Status Updates

Oh my god the app crashed, I posted an update on the wrong book that’s so annoying

They are all so smart, yet so god damn stupid.

They are all so smart, yet so god damn stupid

Two main villains? This is exhausting

“Lucifer sends his regards” AHHHHHHH

God I knew I’d love him

“You little shit, I gave you a home”🤣🤣

“Who’s this squishy marshmallow” 🥹🥹

Not the secret mission 🤣 the god damn fake moustaches

Ch) 9 he keeps saying Dada🥹🥹 I’m genuinely crying Adam is a saint

Okay Carter is a child for that I’m actually mad at him for this

I love them🥹

LOL not me thinking the Christmas gift was gonna be a clone a Willy

Chapter 7*** is hilarious

Ch) 8 I’m DYING 🤣🤣

Okay get to the point, like just shut up stop rambling just explain the god damn situation???? Why is the breakup so so late in the book. And it’s so dumb just say “uh hey I didn’t cheat remember when I was in the bathroom well I left my phone and Courtney showed up with it and blackmailed me with your nudes and orchestrated this whole thing so we need to go to the police ??? BUT I DIDNT CHEAT”

Courtney is back GOD DAMNIT please please can nothing go wrong

OMG I think there will be no 3rd act breakup🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 THANK GOD

I know the 3rd act breakup is coming and I’m not ready for it

“Paint me like one of your French girls”🤣🤣 at least once in my life I need a man to give me a Valentine’s Day EXACTLY like this lol

Ch)22 I’m really enjoying it so far I really hope it stays good😭

🤨 do better dude

God damnit don’t make me feel kinda bad for him

He’s 6’4” I’d like to imagine I would be able to ignore his advances, I don’t think I’d last long… he’s a tree my 5’2” self would like to climb. It always throws me off reading books that are based where I’m from lol, I don’t know if it just hits too close to home or something and makes me internally cringe. but let me tell you they weren’t this fine in real life 🙂‍↔️ what a shame.

If the dog fucking dies I’m gonna flip my lid