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Reading this because I like gay horror but so far it’s all gay and no horror

Dude I’m not even kidding, he won’t stop bringing up how great his expectations are

Omg they JIST found out there are other people on the island. Guys the books almost over, figure it out

this is a 40 hour audiobook and so far every word has been worth it. I usually think anything over 600 pages or 20 hours of audio is hovering kill but this is excellent

“But be honest, when was the last time a straight man added something to a conversation that was more interesting than what you were already thinking?” Is too real

This book is just name dropping but 97% of the names are names of Italian restaurants

So far this is like the hunger games if the hunger games was apolitical and not very good

This already isn’t as good as east of eden

Bro how do I continuously stumble upon books and movies with comas and tracheostomy’s? I’m not even looking for them, they just fucking find me