Amanda Ibrahim > Recent Status Updates

“Just to be clear, the ‘diving into the deep end’ phrasing of yours was metaphorical, right? I will not actually be in with the dolphins when we tslk.”
Williams shook his head. “Oh no Charlie. Don’t swimming with thd dolphins during a labor dispute. No matter how much they try to convince you otherwise.”

I feel like if someone goes to the trouble to courier a floral arrangement that says “suck it motherfucker” on the vase to a funeral, they are really well and truly pissed. I can’t imagine the people who actually attend the funeral will have nicer things to say about the deceased. 🧐

… no one ever needs a cat these days. That’s not why we have cats. We have cats because they amuse us, and because otherwise our clothes would lack the texture. Only cat hair can provide.

Honestly, I found you enticing from the moment we met. Your curves and full mouth - and the way your eyes sparkle when you’re laughing. Breathtaking. — Leander to Maya

I really expected Kit to put up more of a fight than that

The heart can live with lonelinessif it has never known anything better. What it cannot live with is finding companionship, and then losing it again