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Somebody ban rodeos 😩😩

Definitely a Clark Gable role. Not sure if Marilyn Monroe would’ve been my first pick for Roslyn though

Gonna echo what bestie said at this point in the book.

*clears throat*

Bro…

Is the problem about her refusing to eat meat or is the real problem just men?

Lowkey I forgot there was a murder to be solved 😭 I’m here for the historians being historians ✨

Craving seafood was probably not the intention of this passage but here I am wanting sashimi 🍣

Dang that’s a lot of stairs… who knew?

Oh the lore is rich, someone gift me a Saypuri history book pls tyyy

Why hasn’t anyone run up those stairs to see where it goes 😩 it’s like idk going to Paris and refusing to see the Eiffel Tower

Oh lord all the drama starting from uni I guess wbk

Noting this down now as my long term year-long read ✨

I love politics (in fantasy stories)

How do I explain besides that this man is the embodiment of that green sour candy from Wreck it Ralph

Ewww why is this couple interacting like that??

A war? During pride month?? Rude

Boooooo tomato tomato tomato

Awww happy times! What if we just end the book here 🥹

If you smell a rat 🐀… give it cheese 🧀

And that’s what happens to Everton fans OOP who said that

Everyone tries to intimidate the TMC but then they actually meet them and they’re like “????? What is going onnn”😭

Okay fr how has he not quit at this point

Literally how is he given so much work without decent pay??? Don’t piss me off now NHS…

Every diary entry has me constantly switching emotions like 😨😂😱😭😳🙂

This guy………

Miss Diana Parker is an icon, a legend and she is the moment ✨

Oh Mr Parker would’ve loved Channel 4’s “Four in a Bed” show (he would’ve lost probably)

Awwwww this little crew is so adorable

Oop Fix deserved that yeah 🥊

Oh love that the two ladies caught onto his schemes already, lets goooooo icons

Detective Fix is OBSESSED

Well that is definitely a way to start the story