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am on the grind

or: sir gawain single-handedly taking on the roman empire

gawainnnnnnnnn!!!!!!

„Hes alive but he’s mortally wounded. Don’t get your hopes up“
The idiots of the round table: *the exact opposite*

OH MY GOODNESS. HELLO????!!!! WHAT THE HECK WHAT THE HECK

grossman is just waxing poetic now ig

YOU ARE NOT WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE. oh no.

me every time sir gawain (rip) gets mentioned

aweeee the losers are planning to take on the roman empire and all the saxons and every other enemy in britain 🙏🙏

oh man he rlly doesn’t know what’s waiting for him 😭😭😭

oughhhh I already love this collum u r so funny

back on my arthurian legends bs again. also just realised i could literally just decide to study this at uni LOLOLOL

I’m actually throthing at the mouth reading this book omg omg

so when does the plot start?

wow there is SO much trauma u can fit in one guy

you get em george

hmmmm

insane that this guy just *hangs* out w Dumas

werther oh no

DID HE DIE???

oh werther...

I can’t take this out in public it’s too performative 😭😭😭

oh my goodness

James got done SO dirty rip

oh wow

NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. NO NO NO NO.

Hans Schadau the Guillotine is Coming. Oh my gosh he has Airpods. He can't hear us. Oh my.

oh wait nvm hes just trying to save ur life 👍👍👍