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I don’t know what this is actually about

More jizz waffle trombone f*cker jokes. Cunty waffle something something I don’t even know what to say

“Checkmate nanny jizzstain” direct quote

I don’t know much longer I can go on honestly

He said “Her Vagisty”

“F*cking C*ntflap 💀💀💀

Twat waffle is a running theme

I want something absurdly messy and unserious and I think I’ve found it

Vello needs to be pushed into a volcano immediately

I feel like my updates aren’t saving wtf

I’m eating glass and on my knees truly 🧎‍♀️‍➡️

Not the garden 💀💀💀

I don’t even care what he did before. He is down so bad. The fucking flower scene has me fried

Lord have mercy that is one way to give a gift. At least the box was pink

Guys guys I think I’m in love with a one eyed psycho

How can anyone not like this book I have for real lol’d in my room by myself like 7x now. Something about their dynamic is so funny I absolutely love it.

Solid wittiness/banter between two rather unhinged oddballs

Chapter 9- for sure this is a character driven book at this point cause I’m not sure there’s a plot?
Doing audio tho and I’m eating it up

I can’t believe there is even a single 1 star review at this point? Are they reading it backwards?

Easily one of the most captivating stories I’ve ever read and we are only a few hundred pages in

On pace to be my fav in the series so far.

My boy REN where you at?

They are all in some seriously big shit honestly

SIR LORRETH OF THE BROKEN SPIRES!!!

“I don’t want to talk about very serious things”

Hell is here and my god it is hot

End of chapter 20 what the HELLY

Chapter 20 I am ….unwell

Chapter 19 carrion …. I’m crying now

Chapter 14 … I’m just gonna pretend that didn’t happen for now