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Ready to meet the rat boy

Is it as good the second time around as the first time? Yes

I didn’t do it for the plot I did it for the vibes

The mom too tho

Oh … well alright then 💀

I think I would like it if Jack would die

He’s a psycho but he’s so compassionate. I would let him get me pregnant

I’m obsessed with them actually

SHES CRAWLING THROUGH HIS WINDOW TO SEE WHAT KINDA SHEETS HE HAS ON THE BED

And not just 3 accounts I mean she went as far as to invest in fake followers and engagement to become an influencer solely for this one purpose.

This FMC might be one of the most unhinged ones I’ve ever read. Like behaviourally. Cause what do you mean you created 3 separate online personas to stalk him

I can’t wait to get to the hockey stick part

I don’t know what this is actually about

More jizz waffle trombone f*cker jokes. Cunty waffle something something I don’t even know what to say

“Checkmate nanny jizzstain” direct quote

I don’t know much longer I can go on honestly

He said “Her Vagisty”

“F*cking C*ntflap 💀💀💀

Twat waffle is a running theme

I want something absurdly messy and unserious and I think I’ve found it

Vello needs to be pushed into a volcano immediately

I feel like my updates aren’t saving wtf

I’m eating glass and on my knees truly 🧎‍♀️‍➡️

Not the garden 💀💀💀

I don’t even care what he did before. He is down so bad. The fucking flower scene has me fried

Lord have mercy that is one way to give a gift. At least the box was pink

Guys guys I think I’m in love with a one eyed psycho

How can anyone not like this book I have for real lol’d in my room by myself like 7x now. Something about their dynamic is so funny I absolutely love it.

Solid wittiness/banter between two rather unhinged oddballs

Chapter 9- for sure this is a character driven book at this point cause I’m not sure there’s a plot?
Doing audio tho and I’m eating it up

I can’t believe there is even a single 1 star review at this point? Are they reading it backwards?