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So good.

Chapter 14 actually intriguing!! Andy sees miranda out of her element and having to shmooze with her husband’s lame southern family, and andy gets validated by someone at the met that miranda is indeed a world class bitch (book’s words not mine!!). Unfortunately this is the one chapter without excess fat or narration from andy when it actually could have used much more of it, i was actually interested :(

Miranda priestly when i see u, it’s on sight

How Does a bitch even interpret this

Jesus christ this is some dark shit

Cannot really explain why but stories with college professors singling out a student and making them feel special just to sleep with them make me feel so uncomfortable in my skin. And also just disgusted. Like get someone your own age you freak weirdo mf and stop taking advantage of your status as a professor.

Ok… why