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This feels like a more mature, witty version of Redwall, but instead of mice fighting rats, weasels are fighting stoats, and the main cast is the equivalent of Robin Hood and his Merry Men.

It’s hard being motivated to maintain a reading schedule while laboring for a place that doesn’t know what a work-life balance is…

So far, this book is pretty much Dog Country, but with hulking, sexy, well-endowed dinosaurs instead.

I think hearing the audiobook will help me make progress faster...

Wonder how the Animalism maxim would apply to fish and certain marsupials. Also, I don’t trust that trio of pigs.

- “You love this woman, don’t you?”
- “Yes.”
- “You wanna hold her!?”
- “Yes!”
- “Please her!?”
- “YES!”
- “🎵 THEN YOU GOT TO GOT TO TRY A LITTLE TENDERNESS! 🎶 The chicks LOVE that kind of crap!”

Steve is a real one.

*Internal screaming noises

Respect for boundaries. Good.

Marcus must protect his queen.

Lack of sufficient transitions between scenes and minor spelling & grammar issues are present, but the characters so far? Hell yeah.

This is some Jekyll and Hyde type of bonkers…