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‘I am happy. You no die. Let’s save planets!’

Please I love him

If anything happens to rocky by the end of this book I’m going to be distraught

Part one ✅

This is so difficult to read and I feel like I have no clue what is going on

I have absolutely no clue what is going on right now

‘Now, in calm weather, to swim in the open ocean is as easy to the practiced swimmer as to ride in a spring carriage ashore. But the awful lonesomeness is intolerable. The immense concentration of self in the middle of such a heartless immensity, my God!’

‘For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men.’

How does this guy come out with such bangers and still spend 75% of the book banging on about random irrelevant shite????

‘But pity there was none. For all his old age, and his one arm, and his blind eyes, he must die the death and be murdered, in order to light the gay bridals and other merry makings of men, and also to illuminate the solemn churches that preach unconditional offensiveness to all.’

‘My free will had received a mortal wound; and that another man’s mistake or misfortune might plunge innocent me into unmerited disaster and death.’

This man is so dramatic it’s actually painful

‘Methinks that what they call my shadow here on earth is my true substance.’

I don’t think I’ve ever seen methinks be used in a book before

This is going to take me absolutely forever to get through

Why does this book have 135 chapters

What on earth is the need

‘On the one hand, there stood slavery, a stern reality, glaring frightfully upon us,—its robes already crimsoned with the blood of millions, and even now feasting itself greedily upon our own
flesh.’