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got broken up with 😍😍😍😍 leave recs

you know you're reading a masterpiece when this kind of shit pops up by the second page
«Shit, truth be told, this n**** was like OJ. And yes, OJ…’Cuz this old Morgan Freeman-lookin’ ass muhfucka was murdering my clit.»

okay i'm actually kind of obsessed with this and no longer think they're fucking stupid, just mildly dumb

elspeth could possibly be the only character that has the slightest bit of common sense. and her ass is a shadow that's been dead for 10 years

this is so fucking cringe. why rated it 4 stars is beyond my comprehension

oh my gwadddd guysssss he totally just stopped a car from hitting herrrrrrr alexa play the twilight soundtrack rn

bitch

how these mfs are sounding rn:
“we were mentally and physically abused by our professor, but that makes us so much better than the rest—they could've never endured it.”
“they probably pity us, when we are obviously superior to them for being able to shut down our feelings and basic needs. in fact, we gave up half of our lifespan just to retrieve him from hell!”

fucking airheads can't see ts is not a flex

survival instincts of a fucking fart

se me había olvidado que damon se marcaba un vegetta y se pegaba con un oso en el bosque

ngl theses bitches kinda dumb

can legend stop fumbling this baddie

julian come to mommy

this is so bad i wish i had been the victim

forcing myself to finish this shit ass book today

que el man este se masturbe pensando en dragones me tiene dando volteretas

omg i hate the new update everything looks so ugly

doomed yaoi my favourite form of self harm

he really said i'll leave the killing to her while i jerk off✌️😝 cooperative partner ig

“You ready to take my seed, Em?” trees died for this shit to be printed

“Fuuuck, choke me, Emery. Make me shoot my come inside you like a good little soldier.” i wish i was kidding but this shit was taken straight from the book

what's up w this cringy ass dedicaton 😭😭😭😭😭

im back 😛😛😛 never help ur grandma paint her house else you'll be forced to do a week of unpaid labour while she reads red rising

omg why do i think erik's hot 😭?

i keep reading his name as heroin instead of heron