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you guys this is so ass

she’s currently masturbating with her boyfriend’s dad’s loofah

reading slump is over, i gotta get my shit together

estoy llorando le ha metido la cola de gato por el culo a la chavala qué es esto

him so far: uuughh witches are horrible but this witch has amazing tits amazing ass amazing boobs amazing butt amazing milkers amazing tuna taco 😼🔥🤩

to believe i skipped the gym to read this shit

can she stop fucking tripping

stark caressing her knee is way hotter than any sex position that blond twink has had her in

his cock is +11 inches and he just gave her 5 orgasms in a row. this book is also 440 pages too long.

why is this so fucking boring 🤩🤩

i gotta get my shit together. its april i havent read shit. useless piece of shit. shouldve been aborted fr

i aint reading this shit for the second time. i dont fucking know what i was thinking when i picked it up

how can this bitch be so fucking dumb

haven’t read in weeks. i deeply miss my unemployed self

YO YO YO 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 IM BACK

got broken up with 😍😍😍😍 leave recs

okay i'm actually kind of obsessed with this and no longer think they're fucking stupid, just mildly dumb

elspeth could possibly be the only character that has the slightest bit of common sense. and her ass is a shadow that's been dead for 10 years

this is so fucking cringe. why rated it 4 stars is beyond my comprehension

oh my gwadddd guysssss he totally just stopped a car from hitting herrrrrrr alexa play the twilight soundtrack rn

bitch

how these mfs are sounding rn:
“we were mentally and physically abused by our professor, but that makes us so much better than the rest—they could've never endured it.”
“they probably pity us, when we are obviously superior to them for being able to shut down our feelings and basic needs. in fact, we gave up half of our lifespan just to retrieve him from hell!”

fucking airheads can't see ts is not a flex

survival instincts of a fucking fart

se me había olvidado que damon se marcaba un vegetta y se pegaba con un oso en el bosque

ngl theses bitches kinda dumb

can legend stop fumbling this baddie