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almu is on page 221 of 294 of Obsidian (Lux #1)
got broken up with 😍😍😍😍 leave recs
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Obsidian (Lux #1)

almu
almu is on page 2 of 114 of Pastors Eat Pwussy Too
you know you're reading a masterpiece when this kind of shit pops up by the second page
«Shit, truth be told, this n**** was like OJ. And yes, OJ…’Cuz this old Morgan Freeman-lookin’ ass muhfucka was murdering my clit.»
Dec 22, 2025 08:29AM Add a comment
Pastors Eat Pwussy Too

almu
almu is on page 394 of 648 of Catábasis
okay i'm actually kind of obsessed with this and no longer think they're fucking stupid, just mildly dumb
Dec 16, 2025 12:39PM Add a comment
Catábasis

almu
almu is on page 309 of 648 of Catábasis
elspeth could possibly be the only character that has the slightest bit of common sense. and her ass is a shadow that's been dead for 10 years
Dec 16, 2025 05:42AM Add a comment
Catábasis

almu
almu is on page 221 of 294 of Obsidian (Lux #1)
this is so fucking cringe. why rated it 4 stars is beyond my comprehension
Dec 14, 2025 10:51AM Add a comment
Obsidian (Lux #1)

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almu is on page 162 of 294 of Obsidian (Lux #1)
oh my gwadddd guysssss he totally just stopped a car from hitting herrrrrrr alexa play the twilight soundtrack rn
Dec 14, 2025 01:47AM Add a comment
Obsidian (Lux #1)

almu
almu is on page 184 of 648 of Catábasis
bitch
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Catábasis

almu
almu is on page 176 of 648 of Catábasis
how these mfs are sounding rn:
“we were mentally and physically abused by our professor, but that makes us so much better than the rest—they could've never endured it.”
“they probably pity us, when we are obviously superior to them for being able to shut down our feelings and basic needs. in fact, we gave up half of our lifespan just to retrieve him from hell!”


fucking airheads can't see ts is not a flex
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Catábasis

almu
almu is on page 93 of 294 of Obsidian (Lux #1)
survival instincts of a fucking fart
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Obsidian (Lux #1)

almu
almu is on page 79 of 294 of Obsidian (Lux #1)
se me había olvidado que damon se marcaba un vegetta y se pegaba con un oso en el bosque
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Obsidian (Lux #1)

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almu is on page 145 of 648 of Catábasis
ngl theses bitches kinda dumb
Dec 13, 2025 04:16AM 2 comments
Catábasis

almu
almu is on page 354 of 478 of Finale (Caraval, #3)
can legend stop fumbling this baddie
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Finale (Caraval, #3)

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almu is starting Finale (Caraval, #3)
julian come to mommy
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Finale (Caraval, #3)

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almu is on page 243 of 306 of La cirujana
this is so bad i wish i had been the victim
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La cirujana

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almu is on page 180 of 306 of La cirujana
forcing myself to finish this shit ass book today
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La cirujana

almu
almu is on page 118 of 306 of La cirujana
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La cirujana

almu
almu is on page 125 of 408 of Amor y otras palabras
que el man este se masturbe pensando en dragones me tiene dando volteretas
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Amor y otras palabras

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almu is starting Amor y otras palabras
omg i hate the new update everything looks so ugly
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Amor y otras palabras

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almu is starting The Summer Hikaru Died, Vol. 1
doomed yaoi my favourite form of self harm
Nov 20, 2025 12:11PM 2 comments
The Summer Hikaru Died, Vol. 1

almu
almu is on page 164 of 301 of Your Knife, My Heart (Dark Forces, #1)
he really said i'll leave the killing to her while i jerk off✌️😝 cooperative partner ig
Nov 18, 2025 01:35PM 3 comments
Your Knife, My Heart (Dark Forces, #1)

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almu is on page 143 of 301 of Your Knife, My Heart (Dark Forces, #1)
“You ready to take my seed, Em?” trees died for this shit to be printed
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Your Knife, My Heart (Dark Forces, #1)

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almu is on page 142 of 301 of Your Knife, My Heart (Dark Forces, #1)
“Fuuuck, choke me, Emery. Make me shoot my come inside you like a good little soldier.” i wish i was kidding but this shit was taken straight from the book
Nov 18, 2025 12:02PM Add a comment
Your Knife, My Heart (Dark Forces, #1)

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almu is on page 2 of 301 of Your Knife, My Heart (Dark Forces, #1)
what's up w this cringy ass dedicaton 😭😭😭😭😭
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Your Knife, My Heart (Dark Forces, #1)

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almu is starting Your Knife, My Heart (Dark Forces, #1)
im back 😛😛😛 never help ur grandma paint her house else you'll be forced to do a week of unpaid labour while she reads red rising
Nov 17, 2025 04:44AM Add a comment
Your Knife, My Heart (Dark Forces, #1)

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almu is on page 402 of 464 of Thorn Season (Thorn Season, #1)
omg why do i think erik's hot 😭?
Nov 08, 2025 01:48PM Add a comment
Thorn Season (Thorn Season, #1)

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almu is on page 253 of 464 of Thorn Season (Thorn Season, #1)
i keep reading his name as heroin instead of heron
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Thorn Season (Thorn Season, #1)

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