Keely Vultaggio > Recent Status Updates

I KNEW HE WAS A LYING POS VOTE HIM OFF THE ISLAND

im nervous sos

i can feel things amping up guys and im scared

wtf is a sparrowman and why is every male character called one-

saeris is so hot i love her

of course its cain why is she surprised lol
im on the last 100 pages.. someones gonna die.

chaol is kinda pissing me off with shooting down celaenas ideas like just listen to her and stop being a baby bitch bro ugh

this love triangle not love triangle is something good but also pissin me off bc idk who wins her love and i love both of them ughhhh

i was hootin and cackling at the princesses sass towards kaltain cuz f that bitch fr

i like chaol hehe 🤭

im hearing familiar names bc of my bestie whos already read this and literally one of the things i said out loud while listening to the audio book is
“dorian is the prince?!”
so this will be interesting

im sad but i knew this would happen 😞

i listened to a lot of the audio book today so i have a lot.
-yay they finally kisses hehehe
-fuck arobynn
-why didnt they just fuckin kill him??
-also this is a SJM book and im less than 100 pages so im very scared

can they just kiss already 🤨

maaaaaam fuu ansel bruh shes a lil baby b fr

erm wtf ansel

okay i took a break from reading but were back.

why tf is ansel so pissed all of a sudden? like wtf

idk why i thought i was on page 200??
anyways celaena is finding out that being arrogant and rude gets you no where :D lol

i can understand why my bestie was sucked in to this book/series now. im invested and im only 200 pages in to the first book like what?!

ive been listening to the audio book mainly but i guess im done with part 1? idk how it works but were gonna call it that.
thoughts so far:
-celaena was lowkey pissing my off just cuz of her attitude but i wont hate and will give her time of course
-sam gives me carrion swift from quicksilver vibes and i hope he doesnt die

pirates were not my first thought when i thought about this series but slay ig

finally starting this monster of a series.

i will be reading this series from start to finish no stopping and no breaks. gonna get them all done one by one!

what? why did that all happen so fast? why didnt they do all that in the first place?

that was beautiful 😭

like what..? were given more info but like what?

100 pages to go and i feel like we havent gotten anywhere with what the fuck is going on
personally im just as confused as when i started

cute cute finally theyre lovey dovey im happy

idk but this book isnt getting better for me and i still want to dnf it but i wont since im almost done 😭