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OMG I never cried so hard at the end of a book. Granpa Gus is my new spirit animal 🦓

“He’s the one in Melbourne. I left him a voice mail telling him about you and Mo, but he didn’t answer. Here. Listen,” he said before holding the cell in between us and pressing Play on the screen.
“Aw, maaaaaate. Your girl messaged me ages ago. I’m sorry, bro. Thought she was after a root…” There was a sigh. “Call me back, yeah? I want to hear about this niece of mine.”

😂😂

“World Rugby Player of the Year. Fancy, humble fucker.
I knew for a fact he’d been on the last national team that had won a World Rugby Cup”

This is so unreal that I’m reading a romance novel where the dude is 15s rugby player and the best All Black there is

Also Jonah Collins = Jonah Lomu + Jerry Collins ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

Bro in 2019 we’re still using fax machines ☠️☠️☠️

“His skin was a richer shade from being out in the sun during the season, a gift from a dad he’d told me was a mixture of Samoan, Māori, and European. Yeh”

I think I’m sighing in ecstasy, my first book where the guy is mixed Pacific Islander

Ummmmm excuse me did I just read All Blacks as in 15s rugby 🏉

“Jonah Hema Collins has confirmed that he is leaving Racing Club de Paris but has not confirmed any future plans.
Former All Black Collins has just completed a rocky two-year deal with the famed Paris club—”

Gassssp

How being in his presence makes me want to forget every single rational thought and throw myself at him. My hormones begin to twerk like they're contestants on So You Think You Can Dance when he’s around.

😂😂😂

“Well? Would you marry him?" “That depends." She surveys her nails. “On what? “The size of his bank balance. Then the size of his dong balance.” I burst out laughing. “Dong balance?” “Call it the Ding Dong Bell which I need for my Pussy to be welI.”

Deceased😂😂👌🏾💀

We’re finally entering the born quarter

Prince Aidas is the cat we don’t need. Dropping bombs and bouncing back to hell. 😂

Bruhhhhh the book has finally made it to the Blue Court and I am squealing with delight. That job is my guy/merman

“If we survive this, I plan to do very filthy things to you,” she said.Rune’s quiet laughter vibrated against her chest.”

This pull and shove between Katie and Rome is irritating me

I don’t know how I feel about this, too much angst so soon in the book.

“She forced herself to take a deep breath. Of course, that breath came with a lungful of his intoxicating scent, so it was less calming than it should be. She imagined his pheromones like vaporous warriors, armed and vicious, attacking her common sense with alarmingly sexy battle cries. ”
😄😄😄😄😄

“She stared. “Jesus take the wheel. I am not stepping foot in that creepy, creepy place. You can come to me.”
“Chicken.”
“I’m black. Black people die first in horror films, which is why we don’t put ourselves in the paths of demons.”

I’ve been snort laughing and crying through this book

“Zach narrowed his eyes and actually growled a little bit. Her vagina became a fountain. Of champagne.”
🔥🔥🔥🔥

“She filled her baby’s massive water bowl, set it down before him, and asked, “You felt Zach’s chest, right? Is it heavenly? Is it like a big, sexy slab of concrete?”
Duke gave her a look that said, You’re sick, and lapped up his water.”

I love this book already

“The thing possessing Dragos had walked his evil cooties through the house. As soon as she had her mate back, she was going to turn on the complaining wife faucet and let that sucker run. They were going to live someplace else. ”

😂😂😂Thea Harris always so on point, love the ‘turn on the complaining wife faucet and let that sucker run’

Chapter 8 and the unseen have finally revealed themselves

I’m on Chapter 5 and I love their pre fab house so green and off grid but Bel had to come and creep us out with the ‘Unseen’ 😑

I had to Google demisexual 😂

The marshmallow incident had me in fits

“Hannah preferred to organise her weeks in advance—typically every Sunday—but she’d been thrown off her routine, what with recent events. Recent events being a euphemism for her rampant recklessness, as demonstrated by marshmallow-based attacks on authority figures and her alarmingly quick decision to move into the house of a man with tattooed hands.”

I love this, the banter between them is classic

“he caught her scent. It must’ve been hers. Chocolate and coconut. He had no idea why a woman who didn’t cook would smell like dessert, but his nose was rarely wrong.
Maybe he should ask her.
Hey, I noticed you smell like chocolate. Mind telling me why?”

“Another woman might take this cliff’s-edge of a moment to shout out her grievance, bellow a war cry, at least scream. But this was a Kabbah girl in a rage, and so she was utterly and disturbingly silent. For a few long seconds, she stared at him.
Then she turned away and swung the bat.”

Already loving it😂😂😂

Now we’re talking, Damon and Will finally make an entrance into the class and with Rika

I don’t find it believeable that a Mum would Ben ok with her son and his friends committing vandalism (urrrgh) It also speaks to the rich live differently 🙄🙄

This is taking too long to build up

So far I’m irritated with the whole rich girl needs to get away to be independent 👀🙄