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Oh I just KNOW tears will be shed while reading this.

Oh my g-d this book is so hilarious (so far) 😂 and Arthur standing up for Harry yesss 🫶🫶

I know that the freshman from the “My Roommate Stole My Ramen” tales seems like a red flag because of her inner dialogue, I think it’s what makes her human. I think that Jesse really captured intrusive thoughts and conflicting life views perfectly, and that makes sense because he’s an anthropology major.

This is actually a well-written book. So far, I enjoyed the little chapters about the food reviews. It has so much depth and the characters have so much complexity. I connected and related to many emotional aspects. Well done, Jesse Eisenberg! Somehow both incredibly famous and criminally underrated at the same time.

I feel so bad for the main character. Asshole mum and asshole dad.

“it was just a white lie, which I guess is a lie that white people are allowed to say without feeling guilty.” LMFAO

What a racist mother 😭😭 my heart sank reading the Iraqi restaurant part 💔 The main character (a child) is confused why his mother’s like that. Racism isn’t born, it is taught.

Just finished the short chapter about the sushi place, very hilarious! I could definitely imagine it coming from the thoughts of a privileged 9-year-old. I love food, so I think I’m going to enjoy the food review chapters. I found the rice description a bit weird though. As an everyday rice-eater, there’s definitely zero similarities between rice and crustless bread.

Percy jumping up and down maniacally is hard to imagine 😂

Hagrid losing his confidence is absolutely breaking my heart 😭💔

Chapter 2 was a good one, but why is it so long!

I love errol so much 😂❤️

“Oh no! What a nightmare! My mum actually loving me and giving me tickets to an iconic ballet show! I’m living such a horrible life!” ugh privileged white kids

Absolute page-turner

Holmes and Watson remind me of Drs. House and Wilson. (Wait omg they’re both correspondingly H and W, AND the fact that House lives in 221B Baker Street!)

Chapter 18 was a good chapter

“It strikes me, that in the area of looks, you and he are somewhat mismatched. Mr Danningbury Boyd could have married any of the world’s beauties. Instead he settle for you, a lady of, to be blunt, modest attractions.” Crying he basically told her she’s too ugly for him 😭

“Death is an alien concept to the juvenile mind” I like that line.

Woah a dead body. This is getting interesting.