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THATS AN INSANE LEAP IN CONCLUSIONS OMFG

they are SO FUCKING HORNY

so this story is clearly inspired by the thing and directly references it, but I think the biggest difference is the Science they describe doesn’t have as much research behind it so it feels just BARELY realistic

if I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard about a vagina where it shouldn’t be id have two nickels. the other was in brand new cherry flavor- AN ARMPIT PUSSY IS CRAZY WORK

OMFG

THE THING IS HORNEYYYYYY

ohhhh she a FREAK freak. jerking off to a picture of bacteria and killing an ant incidentally actually crazy work

how many ways can we graphically kill toddlers in the woods

I wasn’t sure about this story at first but I’m really enjoying this dreamlike drifting between the characters, from the drunk to the sick girl to the lost girl to the mouse to the angry child just drifting… very fun

barely into this book and we get detailed shit and vomit. okeyyyy

ohhh this just became a really tough read… very graphic animal abuse ARGH…

conspiracy! manners! I’m enthralled

huh. ok

I just really hate how this book feels like an outsider’s impression of ‘women’. The whole book boils down to The Women and I GUESS feminist themes but they feel so Cardboard and fake it’s like… gross and boring. I want to kick this story like a rock

fuck it. takes your organs

sigh

how dare you take horse out of the horse girl 💔

what in the jigsaw is going on

robotics classes are NOT this interesting in highschool bro who is letting children create complete and fully programmed robotic systems?!?

bro WHO is just letting highschoolers walk to a clinic and get all these expensive diagnostics for fun???? WHAT INSURANCE DOES HE HAVE??????

after 24 hours of back and forth questions… back to flirting 🥴

I JUST SAW THE CLIP OF MATPAT TALKING ABOUT THE SEA BONNIES 😭

oops

BANGING MY HEAD ON THE WALLS RHYS DIDNT DESERVE ALL THE SHIT HE GOT THIS IS SO FUCKING CRUEL