aphrodite > Recent Status Updates

this woman is so pathetic it’s sad

“Thou art a man also, de Leon. As mortal as the rest of them.

Im no man, bastard. Im a lion.”

and yes, kristoff’s corny ass lines DO work on me

in case you were wondering, absolutely nothing has happened yet

oh my GOD this BORING

I fear I couldn’t care less about a new mother OR a new sorority pledge so we’ll see how this will go lmao

this man is pathetic

the only way this will work is if her best friend steals HER man too

how am I suppose to enjoy this

oh if I was the bestie I would be committing murder

“Some loss is too bitter to swallow, Historian. Some hurts run so deep they can never be mended. Grim Father Time does not give. He only takes. And from my brother?

He had taken everything.”

I hate this stupid author and his stupid books and his stupid characters for making me so invested and heartbroken

“A waste of fucking skin who’ll say anything and fuck anyone do long as it get him back to his real daughter”

I have no one to talk to about this

jesus christ this miscommunication is killing me I want to strangle everyone through the page

jason jonathan james jay mfing kristoff if you kill dior lachance it will be the last word you ever right goddamnit

right because why tf would you need to do that? hmm

hey chat, quick temperature check on the cult leading vampire nun child

something’s telling me she’s not to be trusted

if I wasn’t focused on my goodreads goal I would absolutely dnf this

(yes I know how stupid that sentence is)

getting her rocks off only to rob him… yeah I love phoebe

I hate to praise a man but I fear he writes the best sex scenes IM SORRY

I just know me (a lesbian) and jay kristoff’s (a married man) banter would be unstoppable and deeply sexually charged

I think multiple POVs is the reader’s equivalent of blue balls

fucking her the morning of the wedding and still leaving her at the altar is crazy work

this shit is why second chance is the worst trope by far

NOOOO

EXCUSE ME??

this is insane

bitch just reading that IM ready to go to war for her !

there’s no way this woman won’t bang her gf because its “out of wedlock” HUH??? she’s literally jesus !

if my ex broke off our engagement and then forced me to talk to them I fear I would commit murder

I find it hard to believe he didn’t hear about her miracles on his journey but I guess he wouldn’t have believed them anyways

“I thought you’d give me more than one chance.” I mean…. you stood her up without a single call, text, or explanation after a year…. that’s pretty shitty sir

growing up and living in the same small town is the worst but that doesn’t mean I won’t romanticize it!