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let's try this series again 😅

what the fuck is going right now? please tell all of this is a joke

so he's not calling her by her name anymore?

Nikolai *silently screaming in my hand*

(that's all she wrote)

storee is the most insufferable FMC to date....im afraid she's ruining the book for me

I'm not even the tiniest bit interested in this man's pov ugh

is it only me or is this one hard to get into?.... because I'm still waiting for that to happen...😳

"A man making people smile? My god. The world might be ending.”

“You’re in a mood. What pissed you off today?”
“The sun came up.”

Kharon??????? jaws on the floor

"Someone needed to take care of his mental health the cheap way—hit him over the head with a shovel"

I keep forgetting how funny this book is

i don't know why i didn't thought of it sooner, like quicksilver sooner, but they said if one pool is open (molten) then all pools are open, across all the realms. but what about the small pieces? like the ones searis used for the relics & god swords. if those are molten then aren't the pools too?

I had to come back to this part because this is bogging me and been hearing that kingfisher's true name is center plot thinggy....

“I don’t know it,” he whispered. “I’ve never known it. We usually receive our true names on our fourteenth birthdays, and my mother—” He blinked.

but like how??? she died after Everlayne was born and shes a couple hundred years younger than Kingfisher. the math is not mathing

“He’s a boy, honey.”
“That’s why he’s so ugly.”

no, this is too funny

“If you think I won’t tie you up and lock you in my bedroom before I let you step outside in this weather, then you don’t know me at all.”

hihi

how did I forget the fucking mouth on this man?

I am terrified

“What did he say?” Medusa asks me overloudly. “I have trouble listening to men.”

this is so much better than I expected

wow...crazy first sentence

I'm struggling 😭😭

"Am I infatuated with a fictional character? Guilty. But real men just aren’t the same. Maybe my standards are too high from years of daydreaming with my nose in a book instead of going out and experiencing the real world."

"Why are the best men fictional?"

so real