Jill Andreasen > Recent Status Updates

If his real name is malediction I WILL have to fist fight someone in a target parking lot

Finally gonna read this after 737474646637373 people have told me I have to. My tipping point was Stephen Kings blurb of “ best fantasy I’ve read in years because it’s about real people” wut😂girl wuuuuuuuut?! I’m confusion. But also sold.

Obv i bought this on kindle for 14.99 but Amazon is telling me the printed price is 42 dollars … i beg your FINEST pardon?! Exxxxxxsquueze me ?! On what planet are we purchasing books for 42$?! Is it read to me by a small fae creature which then tucks me and kisses me gently on the forehead?! My flabbers are ghasted. Count your days Jeff Bezos you and your reptilian wife cannot get away with this!

Oh my😬😳

I’m probably going to hate this but for some reason i have to read it

I would fucking die for Rocky😭my precious bb

If this becomes a magical healing dick situation i will find a way to give this negative stars

Oof

Let the suffering continue😭😂

Me sobbing rn with Ragnar. Darrow bb you are learning. You are growing. My shaylaaaaaaaaa

Oh we are saving the jackal now?! Wut. Also Harmony whyyy are you the one alive😭and evey? I am betrayed

Let’s just keep the trauma rolling bb

Goood looooord. Damn i low key pity Titus. How fucking sad for Darrow. Having to see what he could have become if he lets his thirst for revenge take over. Shout out to my sister for warning me this is brutal bc she wasn’t wrong😂 Sevro still bby girl tho we stan

Hoooooooey. Is it wrong idgaf about Julian getting killed? Protect my bb Darrow !! Also Sevro is babygirl. Titus better die in a horrific way bc he is pissing me off. And Cassius …..there is still time for you to charm me but rn….. death👎.

I feel like this is going to emotionally devastate me. I’m already having my feelings very fucking hurt and I’ve just scratched the surface😭wahoo new trauma loading ….

Spitting on him? I’m so sorry respectfully this bitch stupid af

Here i am, once again reading a wtf kind of book.

This books is too long yall.

Will this also hurt me? I fear it may

This one’s gonna hurt my feelings

SIX AND A HALF HOURS FROM
MYSTIC CT TO NEW YORK?!?! Where in gods name are they going?! What route is this they’re taking ?!

Waaaaait. ….so they’re “road tripping” 2 hours? Bc babe mystic Connecticut to New York is 2 hours. Also no one drives into New York City😭😭😂you would take the train 1000000000%

I never want this to end😭😭😭😭

I feel like I’m about to start the fucking bible…1040 pages?! Pray for me yall.

I truly never fathomed the name Kiernan needed a nick name. Knocking off those last 2 letters is interesting. May i go by Ji? Or would Ll be better?🤔

I feel like i am so close to figuring out what this is actually about

Genuinely no clue what the fuck is happening but I’m here for the vibes😎

This is teehee but also this pacing is fucking odd😂

This needs more world building. Like this kids clearly traumatized and has ptsd from his past…camp ? But we have no idea what occurred there….could have included anytime to clue the reader in

Uhhhh ok