Amy Alexander > Recent Status Updates

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Crash and Butn BABYYYYYY

This book feeds my soul in a nerdy kind of way

This book is making me remember how much I love to read

This author loves describing gross bodily functions, huh.

Hmmm.

This woman makes me like tropes I’ve never liked before

Pregnancy trope????? She’s on thin fucking ice.

This would be easier if I didn’t get the ick every ten pages (she sang to him :/ )

I’m ready to get hurt again.

Something is missing but idk what. Its like everything is *almost* fully baked. And yet…im missing something.

I’m already fucking crying. I’m so sorry Riley

Piper is so me bc I also horribly overshare any time I’m drunk

YOU LITERALLY CANNOT JUST END A BOOK LIKE THAT? ALYSSA WHEN I CATCH YOU ALYSSA (I loved this book)

IM SO FUCKING STRESSED RIGHT NOW!!!! EVERYBODY SHUT UP. SHUT UP!!!!!

If I had a nickel for every time I’d read a book this year where the Blonde MMC starts out with blue hair, I’s have two nickels… which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird thst it happened twice, right?

You know that moment when the forest gets quiet and the wind stops? When suddenly the whole world seems to be holding its breath? Thats what this feels like. I’m sensing danger ahead. Im scared

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This book is going to kill me I just know it

I don’t trust a single character in this book but Jude.

Put me and Apollo in the ring. I’m throwing hands.

Hey somebody come stab me. It would hurt less than whatever the hell just happened.

New book boyfriend IDC