sʜʏ★彡(ɢᴄsᴇ ʟɪᴛ ᴇʀᴀ){ɪᴍ sᴏ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ ғᴏʀ ᴡᴀɴᴛɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ} > Recent Status Updates

so... i cut my hair 😼

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if any of you have pinterest you should like totally follow me or whatever

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you people are SLEEPING on olivia rodrigos war child records song the book of love omgggg (also opening night by arctic monkeys)

goodreads on mobile SUCKS omg

Live laugh love king clit

10/10 turning my new pinterest into a super goofy whisper acc but i need to give my account a glowup first 🥀💔

when shannon to the rugby game, saw johnny and freaked out, then had the awkward "i saw you" conversation with him... i felt that omg 💔

to whoever screamed at me and by friend as u drove past us:

im gonna burn all of ur clothes and then give u new clothes but the shirts are 3 sizes too small and the jeans are 3 sizes too large and then nothing will fit you properly and ull never be able to buy new clothes because whenever u buy clothes ur card will decline and all the cash will be fake and if anyone buys clothes for u theyll explode

so uhh i js woke up and hv a new idea on smth to write so lemme just give ygs an "off the top of my head" snippet 😼 (look in the comments)

my stupid lil vocal stims:

"la jiggy jar jar do dur dur due dee dur"
"is your pepsi nice?"
"oh yay im a sacrifice!"
"i need to return some videotapes"
"yippee! yippee! yippee!"
"freed from desire du du du du dudu dudu"
"whats your name man? ALEXANDER HAMILTON"
"does he know about the d-o-r-e?"
"aurh naur cleo the condensation!"
"souhern motherfucking democratic republicans" (lit all of hamilton atp)

how i feel giving my oc a glow up and rewriting her whole entire lore bc of tomodachi life 🎀

"i love tits"

me too johnny me too

bet my music teacher thinks my class is mentally challenged bc fym theres:

- the exes that "hate" each other
- several undiagnosed neurodivergents
- the two who could be into each other but SEVERELY lack communication skills
- the girl whos NEVER in
- ✨abandonment issues✨
- the burnt out gifted kids
- a mute
- the emo who prolly brings an AK instead of a guitar
- the alt girl who crashes out 24/7
- temu jason todd

if i had a penny for every time ive been friends with a performative lgbtq+ person i'd have two pennies. which isnt a lot but its weird it's happened twice.

"the middest guys are always the hardest to get over" - me, at 6am after waking up knowing i had a dream abt him

when i see fine shyt and im trying to act nonchalant but the wind has over ideas and gives me the mother all forehead reveals

bringing this trend back bc lydia said its a good idea

pick a number between 1-50 and ill give u a song from one of my (many) playlists!

went to the shop, brought my food, thought to myself "wow i havent even seen him yet, hes usually here!"

i was then shot 57 times.

saturdayed so hard i went and watched a rugby game (i had no idea what was going on but my town won so woohoo)

day 7 of renaming songs

anything but ordinary - avril lavigne

"the jokers literally me but i speed instead commit arson bc im quirky but not that quirky"

stealing this from anna who stole it from ellery

"ᴅᴇᴀʀ ғᴜᴛᴜʀᴇ ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ"

DO:
♥yap with me
♥listen to my fave bands with me
♥buy me food
♥hug me when im crying
♥support me with everything
♥make me laugh
♥be nice to my friends
♥ask for help

DONT:
♥be a dickhead
♥ghost me
♥be afraid to tell me things
♥treat me differently around your friends
♥only want me to boost your ego
♥cheat on me
♥use me as a 2nd person to go to

day 6 of renaming songs

(one of those) crazy girls - paramore

"i thought i wasnt delulu....... turns out i am delulu... oops"

roasting music day 2:

the cranberries fans when someones favourite fruit isnt cranberries: 😾

eminem rhyming avocado with asswipe while calling ur mum fat and ur dad gay

oasis ruining all their family gatherings over a plum

mcr knowing that anyone who likes their music is facing emo allegations (theyre all true)

justin bieber being awfully quiet abt the human lizard allegations....

stealing this bc im late to the party <3

"i wanna be defined by the things that i love"

★彡 movies
★彡 dr pepper
★彡 tragic romances
★彡 the smiths
★彡 monster high
★彡 my headphones
★彡 cherries
★彡 arctic monkeys
★彡 playing bass
★彡 cds/dvds
★彡 beaches
★彡 long walks
★彡 skateboarding
★彡 house md
★彡 graffiti
★彡 jeff buckley
★彡 small music artists
★彡 baggy jeans
★彡 customised clothing

how i feel after putting on a song i like, remembering he likes it too and leaving it playing bc its genuinely a good song 🤭🎀

day 5 of renaming songs

get him back - olivia rodrigo

"my ex is an asshole but hes a hot asshole and i still cant get over him"

roasting music day 1 (just for sillies)

arctic monkeys fans having 15 songs that arent from AM locked in their brains 24/7

sombr spawning inn a random thursday to release a platinum album

the smith writing music for romantics who cant talk to people other than asking "what music do you like?" (its flirting trust)

every kpop group ever being a literal army with how many members there are

imagine dragons fans: ...

day 4 of renaming songs (requested by charlie marie!)

heavydirtysoul - twenty one pilots

"8 mile"

write a song with me 😼

VERSE:

thought you wanted me
but now you pretend im not even there
youre staring like im something you regret
but maybe ive got the wrong idea again

day 3 of renaming songs:

i bet you look good on the dancefloor - arctic monkeys

"we've turned the plot of the 1996 romeo + juliet movie into a song with some pretty sick drums"