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He's so down bad for her, and she's just a myth to him at this point. He's such a bingus

Owen, my baby chungus, I already adore you and its been 10 pages 🥹

Idk how Im feeling about the writing Im gonna be honest 😮‍💨

Nah chief, "for fans of Sarah J. Maas" indeed, this stuff is straight poo poo 🫩✌️

Idk gang, shes not as hype as they said 👁🫦👁✨️

YEAH?! LIKE THAT!? MY LITTLE CHUD? OK.

BEEN A MINUTE SINCE IVE UPDATED, IM IN THE PITS OF DESPAIR, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS HAPPENING OR WHY IT IS HAPPENING. IF ONE MORE PERSON GETS HURT IM RIOTING, IF THIS DOESNT GET A HAPPY ENDING IM GOING TO END IT ALL

AYO, WHERE IS MY MAN?? HELLO?

GUY, I'M GONNA VOMIT. WHAT IS HAPPENING? I HATE IT HERE

I'M GONNA DIP HER TOES IN ACID AND HANG HER FROM THE SQUARE, BACK UP

HALF WAY POINT

I genuinely have no idea how they're gonna solve this gang.
IM PRAYING for a happy ending 👁🫦👁✨️ but like, the shit is shitting right now. I'm on my tip toes, we're poppin bottles in the G6, like a blizzard.

Don't question the ramablings of a mad woman in distress

JUMPING OFF A CLIFF BYE

IDK HOW WE'RE FIXING THIS HUGE PROBLEM, FUCK HER AND FUCK HIM TOO HONESTLY, YALL GOT A WEEK TO FIX THIS SHIT WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS?!

GONNA RUN IN THE FORESTS OF ROMANIA AND BE CONSUMED BY A BEAR

I KNOW THATS RIGHT, YEAAAAAHHHH
UGH, my lymphatic system is draining at 100% efficiency, my skin is clear and my bank is full (metaphorically)

IM GOING TO EXPLODE , MY SHAYLAS

I THINK I’M GONNA DIE IN THIS HOUSE bwaahh bwaahhh bwaahhh I THINK I’M GONNA DIE IN THIS…HOUSE!

FERAL, HOWLING AT THE MOON, RIPPING MY SHIRT OPEN

*monkey noises* VERY INTO THIS SHIT WOW WOW WOW

MY SHAYLAS 😭😭😭😭
This is far from what I expected to be the context for the last book but holy fuck is it so good, I love and hate this trope so much its so good, but my heart 🥲🥲🥲

Crying in public? No. Wanting to cry in public? 🫂🥹
Maybe just a bit obsessed guys, maybe its just going to be my favourite book series ever?
Maybe its better than any book ever? Maybe its my fave series and theres a while 3rd book to come???

MAYBE GUYS, MAYBE.

Ugh, Aileana, I would die for you 🥺✌️

Im gonna vomit up EVERYTHING

What do you mean *** *** ** ***?!?!?!?!

I AM UNWELL, I AM THROWING UP, I AM COLLAPSING, I AM FAINT, I AM ILL
KIARAN MCKAY, DIRTY DIRTY DOG, I ADORE YOU

I'm gonna crash out and lunge at something I LOVE YOU KIARAN MCKAY YOU LIL BITCH

Im so mad I had to stop, RAAAH, Im fucking OBSESSSSEDD

I'm actually going F E R A L for these three, this trio makes me so so so so happy, like a lil family, yummy yummy in my tummy.