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An actual line from this book.
“He swings his sword far back and then slices the man in half. Literally.”
I will continue to update with lines that burns my eyeballs.

I can’t put this down

This is, in fact, pure heat.

I’m fully prepared for this to be the worst book ever written.

Ned got his head taken smoof off

It’s good now.

So far this is WAY better than the first two books.

Alright finally it’s war time 600 pages in let’s get this bread.

If this was not an audiobook…I would have quit in part two.

Thank God I chose this to be an audio book. I would have definitely given up in part one. Plot holes, minimal character development makes everything predictable, and very little progression in story. Part 2 better ramp up I am suffering.

This is a solid fantasy novel.

Reading this and GOT at the same time is going to be a bad choice.

Feels dry.

Finished chapter 34

George RR Martin needs to chill with the little girl stuff 🤮