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'"Is it strange, to be here after so many years."

A familiar voice. With no accent.'

Everyday I think I can't be more upset about Max's plotline, and everyday I am proven wrong 😭😭

Nooooooo just stay in the cute ass cottage with the gardener you silly bitch

'He looked... different than I would have expected, considering that his main hobbies appeared to be drinking and enthusiastically doing nothing.
I noticed this and then promptly tried to un-notice it.'

Fuck I forgot how much I love T 😂

Oh would you look at the time, my book is done. I definitely don't need to read the last 10% in which shit is inevitably gonna get super fucked up and end on a cliffhanger

Fucks sake not this place again

WHERE. THE FUCK. IS RHAIN.

Ix's TITS y'all. Imagine getting cockblocked by not one, but TWO gods

Septimus smiled, albeit in a way that silently said, 'well shit.'

Pop off queen make him scared 👏🏼

Love you 😘 bring Rhainy baby next time xx

My favourite character of the Nyaxia series was always Mische. And that was for her you fucking bitch 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

I know S(hitcunt) 1 is the MMC of this book, but for half a page, I lived in hope that Valentina and Kyrene got together 😮‍💨

There's a lot of crying in this book but I can guarantee Odysseus has never dealt with visa applications and a 55 hours work week 😐

I'm watching the Odyssey in IMAX next Sunday so I need to get a fucking crack on

"Blood rubies or not, you will always have one friend in the Summer Court."

"And you will always have one in mine."

Alis is such an underappreciated character 🥺

I am reading this for one scene and one scene alone

I got a very sudden, visceral urge to read this book. So as to not disturb my reading of the Odyssey, I plan to read this entire thing in one night. It's me, a bottle of wine, and the knowledge that I'm on late shift tomorrow against the world 🍾 tallyho!

"An old bloodline"

There are many reasons I love Day, but this is definitely high on the list ahhhhhhh 🔥🔥🔥🔥

I needed a break from Ithans storyline good lordt

This is the first thing in this book that has actually felt like a step forward in the plot 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Ruhn I fucking love you babe

361.... That's the page number these two were reunited at. And just shy of A HUNDRED PAGES LATER IS WHEN THEY FUCKING MAK FOR THE FIRST TIME.

That's actually unacceptable Sarah

"Don't flatter yourself, you're extremely predictable."

I adore her

And this is precisely when Tharion becomes the Chaol of CC

'That sounds medically dangerous'

Fuck Ithan here I remember you being boring as hell 😂😂

I forgot this plot twist and I must I very much so enjoyed it the second time round

Ruhn Danaan knew three things with absolute certainty 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

I CANT DO THIS RN CALCIFER

"And perhaps it is the greater grief, after all, to be left on earth when another is gone."

Fuck you Madeline Miller, you know what you did

Book 12 = halfway there bitches

(Ignore the page number ok I'm not reading the 150+ pages of notes)

Hector has horses name Blondie and Sparkle, and he loves his wife and kid... Best character for sure and his fate is quite upsetting

That book was just a listing of names I a) did not bother trying to pronounce and b) will forget immediately

Reading the name Argos in this day and age is quite challenging because why am I picturing a furniture brand???