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Baby trapping 2: electric boogaloo

Yall both need some professional help 😭

Oh!

Honestly we were due for CG Drews to write a slightly unhinged woman

I personally wouldn’t ignore that warning but to each their own I suppose 😭

“You can’t even kill yourself in a sensible way anymore.” Brother 😭

“The Lord made answer.” LETS GOOOOO

“they sat on cushioned benches and talked about whether women went to the same Heaven as men” hello???

Damn 😭

What is it about plagues that brings out the cult leader in people

“How can you sleep with all the birds going? And with those two lying there dead. Did you close their eyes, at least?” “No. They’ll want to see Jesus coming.”
Oh I already know this man is gonna be a big problem for me #needthat

Wait is this like French Medieval The Last of Us????

Wait I’m gagged

This is some textbook avoidant attachment girlfriend

If a man calls your relationship a polysyllogistic fallacy, it’s time to run in the other direction

Not in front of the Mere Christianity 😀

“Though he had killed a black girl and a white girl, he knew that it would be for the death of the white girl that he would be punished. The black girl was merely “evidence.” Justice for my girl Bessie 😭

Mary’s body in the furnace is giving the beating heart under the floorboards

“When he talks, does he wave his hands around a lot, like he’s been around a lot of Jews?”
Insane question to ask 😭

It’s crazy how quickly this whole crime would fall apart if security cameras existed in this time

Crazy set of events to all happen in one day

Starting off strong with a quote from Job

There is no way this man just made a baby swallow a pill

Bought this from bookmans bc it’s my goat John Steinbeck and also it has a handwritten note on the inside and those always make me sad

“The truth is the Proactive Citizenry considers itself too patriotic to ever do something so heinous as to turn Miss Liberty into shrapnel” oh the irony

Thank God I’ve already read this and know how it ends cuz wow this is stressful

This is NOT a YA book this is so dark 😭

What’s funny is that the US military would use rewound soldiers in a heartbeat if they could 😭

Ah yes, casually creating human bonsai, so chique

“The parts they contain have more value than their person” don’t hurt em Neal