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Miss Hinderbrandt may start co-teaching at the Kristen Hannah school of CHARACTER drive plots (characters make certifiably insane decision and we have to go along on the ride for some reason)

Simply had no idea what this book was about and I gotta say it caught me off guard

DRAMAAAA!

Oh for funks sake WHY ARE YOU DATING PEOPLE WHEN YOU’RE IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER

WHOOPS just accidentally reading another Abby Jimenez book until 1 AM on a work night… why does this always happen to me

Dumb bitch disease is 99% fatal

If I had a nickel for every time romance book authors wrote about heart failure like it was cancer I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

Palate cleanser! Cripplingly insecure main character alert!

Scared bc there’s 20% left and at this moment everything is simultaneously resolved and completely up in the air

This book is like reading a train wreck where the train is on fire and also covered in shit

Why has this turned into something that reads like y/n insert Vietnam War fan fiction??? Everyone hot wants to hook up with the narrator??? What are we doing??

Spent an hour on a treadmill today just to read this

“All this unfolded in what I now know to call our last weeks.”
Consider me buckled up.

I forgot books could be this good

This is fantastic I literally cannot put it down

This seems like a lot of fun in the 10.5 pages I’ve read

This book is not. Good. But it is entertaining (for now)

Currently listening on audiobook but the reader sounds like she’s never read out loud before and I can’t tell if that’s a purposeful choice or because this book sounds like a poorly written wattpad one direction fanfic

Feeling very far away from a meaningful ending right now Sarah

I’m sorry I doubted you Dorian

I need someone to do a study on if war actually makes people unbearably horny or if that’s just Sarah projecting

Dorian is a fucking idiot <3