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bitch you have got to chill

surely someone has written slash fiction between this protagonist and myorar's protagonist

omg maam stop what you're doing

idk why no one is comparing this to my year of rest and relaxation

gone girl + my year of rest and relaxation (so there's no way this isn't a 5/5)

just whip em out guys

That is not a crime and whoever did it is innocent I don't care

This cast of characters is collectively more odious than that of Lapvona and that's a huge achievement (complimentary)

Aggie Blum Thompson is so good at writing insufferable wealthy characters

I swear this book is making me so happy and relieved to be a blue collar childfree bitch from the Midwest

Communicate with your fucking husband, Lexi

Maam come ON

If you trained an AI on every BuzzFeed article on earth and then gave that AI low self esteem, this is the book it would shit out. I'm sorry. The millennial writing plus the self hatred and simping for this clearly worthless man is a little much.