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That is not a crime and whoever did it is innocent I don't care

This cast of characters is collectively more odious than that of Lapvona and that's a huge achievement (complimentary)

Aggie Blum Thompson is so good at writing insufferable wealthy characters

I swear this book is making me so happy and relieved to be a blue collar childfree bitch from the Midwest

Communicate with your fucking husband, Lexi

Maam come ON

If you trained an AI on every BuzzFeed article on earth and then gave that AI low self esteem, this is the book it would shit out. I'm sorry. The millennial writing plus the self hatred and simping for this clearly worthless man is a little much.

This is not doing what Lindy thinks it's doing 😬 this is so bad, girl

Tiniest text ever

Sorry but if you fall into shit like this you're actually stupid

The most impressive part of the documentary series The Vow is how squeaky clean Mark Vicente was able to make himself look. All these people are monsters.

This book is not helping me become more understanding of people who choose to be in shit like this lmao

If Keith is such a genius why is the Latin soooo incorrect and dumb