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gutting

this is a horror novel and i should have known that going in.

porfiry and rodia are lowkey giving death note

how NOT to get away with murder

genuinely how has rodia not been caught yet. everything he does bewilders me.

so what im understand is that peter jackson was a risk averse bitch for not putting in any of the singing

finally, someone understands my hatred for bram stoker’s dracula.

gagged.

okay she she is named MISERY and her brother is just owen??? was depression already taken?

she’s named MISERY??!

great so far, very sibling dialogue. BUT the first chapter (?) is not strong. it’s deceptively weak and oddly tell-not-show. it reads like the author ripped her character summaries and query from her draft, and then pasted it suddenly to the front of the book. kind of like she didn’t trust her own writing and story enough to stand by itself (which it does), and added a “just to be safe!” explanation.

incredible dialogue

OHAN WANTS TO EAT DINNER WITH HIS CREW

i would literally die for this book

who knew that a dog named Jackie-O (after that reality star, not that first lady) would make astrid a good person.

(there’s so much left though, im certain it won’t last)

best quote so far: i make a mental note to cyberbully whoever cancelled “girl.”

how am i this far and it still feels like nothing’s happened yet.