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Van Holtz stared at them for several seconds before he admitted, “Sometimes I have no idea how to respond to you.”

She leaned in a bit and, after glancing at Britta, she whispered, “And I’m surrounded by man-eating bears.”
“Says the man-eating tiger.”
Eyes narrowing on Britta, Stevie barked, “Stop freaking me out with that!”

So many questions. So few answers. Story of my life.

After spending three hours in the bathroom listening to how her mind worked, he wanted to know everything about Naya.

“You are a big fat cheater!” Logan arched his brow. “How does one cheat at Rock, Paper, Scissors?” “I don’t know. Maybe you can scent what I’m about to do.” “Are you suggesting I’m using my nose illegally?”

I was planning on starting a new file on my computer with the title “Phrases That Sound One Way to Witches but Mean Something Else to Vampires.”

".. Love is the scariest thing of all because it makes us so vulnerable. It’s a leap of faith. There’s nothing stupid in fearing that, unless you let the fear paralyze you and steal your happiness. So take a deep breath and jump."

What I would call sheets looked to be made from soft, fuzzy moss, and I wondered what dryer setting those fell under.

“The shoulder is open if you nudge his tail out of the way.”

“My name is Zondia’qareshi, and I will not allow you to harm my brother .” Oh, good. Another name I couldn’t pronounce. Someday, a dragon named Bob would introduce himself, and I would fall over in surprise .

Maybe it could hurt more than a toe if I could ever reach anything higher. How did the knights that slew dragons in stories do it? Trampolines ?

V was halfway down the hall when he heard a yelp. He hightailed it back, barging through the door. “What? What’s—” “I’m going bald!” V whipped back theshower curtain and frowned. “What are you talking about? You’ve still got your hair—” “Not my head! My body, you idiot! I’m going bald!” Vishous glanced down. Butch’s torso and legs were shedding, a rush of dark brown fuzz pooling around the drain. V started laughing.

She ran over the frost-​laden grass in her bare feet andthrew herself at him, grabbing on to his neck with both arms. She held him so tightly his spine cracked. She was sobbing. Bawling. Crying so hard her whole body was shaking. He didn't ask any questions, just wrapped himself around her“I'm not okay,” she said hoarsely between breaths. “Rhage… I'm not okay.”

“Task complete. Shut it down.” Unable to comply, the computer responded. “I finished.” Inaccurate statement. Previous command stipulated all listed reports and evaluations must be complete before system rest. This command by Dallas, Lieutenant Eve, priority basis, can only be countermanded at her order by fire, terrorist attack, alien invasion or an open and active case requiring her attention . . . Jesus, had she re

“You’ve got one of the crappiest offices in Central,” Peabody told her. “It makes us proud.” “Seriously?” Surprised, then foolishly pleased, Eve shook her head. “You don’t care about the fancy, you care about the job. And your men. Everybody knows it.” And that, Eve realized, didn’t merely please. It warmed her, in the deep.

“You can’t fly,” my passenger pointed out . “No, but I excel at falling .”

Crazy people—especially cackling-crazy villains—never thought they were nuts.

“I wouldn’t stomp on your brain,” she said in a firm, sure voice. “I would tie you naked to a chair and put a small biting insect on you. It wouldn’t hurt you, just bite you in places you couldn’t reach to scratch. Over and over.”

“Name’s KJ and I swear I’ve seen it all before. You can’t compete against a colossal squid clanmate who refused to shift into human form for treatment. Tentacle hooks and meter-long"

"The negotiations, of course, had taken months. Because . . . bears."

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