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Second Signet? What the fuck? Violet and Xaden need to go to couples therapy. Violet doesn’t know how to ask questions and Xaden doesn’t know how to talk about anything unless he is specifically asked that exact question. Even then you got to hope and prey he’ll answer.

Family reunited.

The assassin and the underworld: I was so excited to be in the underworld but that is not what happened. Sam and Celaena finally happened. I lowkey saw that coming. Bro was for real evil for that. I can’t believe she gave the spidersilk to Sam. And it came in clutch.

4 stars

The assassin and the dessert: lots of twists and turns. A lot went down with Ansel. Celaena lowkey has it down bad for Sam.

Recruiting just occurred.

Sea Green eyes is giving Percy Jackson

It’s giving I wanted to see just how much misery Misery could take but like bro crashed out and accidentally exploded a river. Also Annabeth just sitting there with tears during the crash was out of pocket and funny.

Jack Barlowe Good? Aaric and Xaden Beef? Also everyone knows now which just made the fond family so much better.

I’m proud of Dain for doing the right thing, and the squad for being the only squad to escape. What the freak just happened? From the leaflet they got, to finding out that Samara got attacked, to flying straight to Samara without leave to the most romantic argument over Xaden being hurt. Also WTF Jack.

The assassin and the healer: 4 stars. I hope to see Yrene again.

The assassin and the pirate lord: 4.25 stars. It was giving Six of Crows with the heist to steal the slaves. I liked her friendship with Sam.

Aaric know. Is bro becoming a new favourite character?

Dain needs to shut the fuck up. I don’t know where this fight is going yet but all I know is he is trying to pull the same move as Xaden and doing it 10 times worse.