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Thank you Gigi for giving Joni a reality check. Joni is pissing me off

Lowkey I think Joni is dumb

Ofc the voice is the singer guy

It’s a man

She’s talking to the piano, right?

Why is there a random voice in her head that isn’t her??? What is this book?

“…Manolo heels that made her feet blister” is that a typo?? Of this book is in first person then why did it say her feet blister?

“How much longer is left in the game?”

That sounds wrong. It feels incorrect

He had to eat out a child??? James couldn’t have talked to an adult????? Not only are you a freak but you’re a goddamn pedophile

How was party supposed to know from the beginning that James was a vampire freak?? Yes, she made a lot of mistakes but not knowing isn’t her fault. All of this is on James

And she’s surprised that Mrs. Greene die at like her?????

I’ll never understand how marriage equates to losing some type of freedom. Isn’t the point to be with someone you love?

I do note the nuances of marriage

JURASSIC PARK TECHNICALLY MENTIONED

She gained eleven pounds and we’re acting like she’s a whale?

In no world is it possible to hang yourself with fucking dental floss

Why does the title of the book say vampires when there’s only one vampire

There’s too many people to keep track of

So Carter is stupid

Manchild by Sabrina Carpenter

Does patty ever do anything about blue’s obsession about Nazis? That’s not normal

Lowkey this would be better if it ended up Patty going crazy and everything is all in her head

Oh so the crimes happen in the poor black neighborhood but not the pristine white neighborhood?

I thought the crimes happened in Patty’s neighborhood based on the summary. Bruh

*Mrs. Greene

I’m sensing some stereotypes in Ms Greene’s neighborhood

Why does she need someone to see Ms Greene with her? Just go alone

Why don’t they move houses at this point???

So are the rats like sentient or something?

Fuck miss Mary’s dad and fuck that Hoyt guy too

Don’t tell me the white man did the crime but said a black man did it. Then let the black man take fall for what a white man did

She thinks of Ted Bundy then forgets about it. BFFR YOU SHOULD BE ON HIGH ALERT
Was she born last night????

Why are you walking into a strangers house???? That’s so weird