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(RE-READING)

I can't-
this too painful 💔💔💔

“I pray this will be a quick night.
But then she pushes the needle into my neck and any chance of that goes out the fucking window.”

Wtf?

bit predictable but sooo much funnn

CANT HOLD MY EXCITEMENT ANYMORE

All of them are so smart but look at me who figured out the plot before them🤣🤣🤣

“One of us,” said Malcolm, “is worth five hundred of you. I can burn you to the ground in six seconds flat and use the ashes to stuff a teddy bear for my girlfriend. Not that I have a girlfriend at the moment,” he added, “but one lives in hope.”

😭🤣🤣

Ty put his arms carefully around Julian. He patted his back, gently, with his slender hands. It was the first time Emma had seen Ty comfort his older brother—almost the first time she’d ever actually seen Julian let someone else take care of him.

BLACKTHORN SIBLINGS😭😭😭😭😭

So Mark pressed up against his lover and only friend and whispered into the space between them, where his cold body pressed against Kieran’s warm one. “I am a Shadowhunter. I am a Shadowhunter. I am a Shadowhunter.”

AND WE'RE BACK TO SOBBING.

“You don’t want him,” she said to the pink-haired girl. “He has syphilis.”
The girl stared. “Syphilis?”
“Five percent of people in America have it,” said Ty helpfully.
“I do not have syphilis,” Mark said angrily. “There are no sexually transmitted diseases in Faerieland!”
The mundane girls fell instantly silent.
“Sorry,” Jules said. “You know how syphilis is. Attacks the brain.”

IM DEAD LAUGHING

why my heart is so heavy already and this book has barely started. CASSIEEE WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME!!!

“For the ones who were told their dreams were too dreamy but who went on to make them come true anyway.

And for my awful high school English teacher, Mr. C, who looked me in the eye at sixteen years old and told me I’d never be a good writer. Thanks for the motivation.” THE WAY I LAUGHED 🤣

“The day I agreed to let my mother find a wife for me was the day I signed away my life for her entertainment.” oh I'm cooking myself for this entertainment.

What the fuck, I'm crashing out-

honestly, it's lowkey fun.