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“she looks so much like a cupcake that when I first met her at orientation i had a very real desire to eat her, bite deeply into her white shoulder, dig a fork in her cheek.” is this yuri

this is your sign NOT to read this book. for some context, i’m only around 500 pages in and i started it less than a week ago. i’ll sometimes be walking to school—mind you, the book at home—then will randomly think of a scene and get the urge to twist my skin inside out. idk how i’m gonna finish it, i’m afraid i can’t thug this one out :(

absolute literacy

wednesday i told my philosophy teacher i didn’t fw nietzsche’s mustache, she took it personally and convinced me to read him. she said thus spoke zarathusra was a good introduction i’m now three days in, halfway through the book tmw ts is in ARCHAIC ENGLISH. i’m legit struggling mind you i picked it up out of my own will when i should be studying for maths

i’m not done. if i were ever blessed to be face to face with a scum like him, i already have a whole monologue prepared to put his ass back in his place and NONE of the words are in the bible—i’m halfway through the book and still confused at how he hasn’t yet been cursed out. jokes aside, it’s my first donna tart book and i love it so far

funny how invested i am in a book with mainly male protagonist. camilla, i see you girl.
if i were there, TRUST me that bitch edmund would’ve been dead from the get go. sorry to my fellow readers with no siblings but bunny gives MAJOR only child energy. imagine being my parents looking for adult content in my search history just to find “bunny biting the curb 4k” and “edmund corcoran fetal alcohol syndrome”