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wow they’re treating hermione like shit

starting this journey

effing brandon so sad, carl better find chris

mordecai’s special brew… is this foreshadowing hes going to turn on them or is it a jokey joke… i stg like don’t even think abt idk just seems like a weird potion description and im clocking it

i agree with the viewers that respectfully katia is boring and carl+donut are better when they side quest help ppl no need to keep them in ur party long term thanks

you’re joking 👁👁

nina is reading this for her middle school book report and i’m obsessed

first chapter jumpscare
not sure how i feel about this one

crazy prologue i’m hooked

maya: “you sound like you’re in a b list romcom”
noah: “yeah but i ____ like a ____ ___ ____”

i’m so close to DNFing this book that’s literally the worst line i’ve ever heard in my life

HOWEVER i do appreciate that they’re like actually speaking to each other and getting to know each other it’s not like instalove

wait he’s like obsessed with her :P

seriously say megawatt smile one more effing time

i can’t believe i’m wasting my spotify listening hours on this

this is so bad

princess donuttttt so cute oh my god she’s a secret sweetie

seriously who the eff is ferdinand

also this manager thing is so op

also i love carl

lawd pls why are ao many of the mobs literally incestuous

i hope the meadow park team reunites later PLS they’re such a good team and carl is so cutiepants taking care of the old people
and frank and maggie are def going to be a problemmmmm (there better be an explanation for why they killed yvette like seriously what was that???)
need to google fan art of carl immediately but im scared of seeng spoilerssssss

carllllllll helping take care of the old people plssss like wow what a sweetie

it’s seeming to foreshadow princess donut downfall fame getting to her head moment,, but i’m notttt on that train she loves carl and she would never do anything to seriously put him in danger

wait so like i get that this is a series but… they’re still on level 2!?!!??
also princess donut needs to tell us who tf ferdinand is…. if it’s something stupid like a cat toy i’m going to be pissed

this is actually really funny and i’m invested

peak millennial humor but kind of eating it up

i fear robin is losing the plot here… i’m scared

you’re joking actually what in the fuck

too many things just happened at once

@tino texting you my theories 1 second before this is like actually psychic