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"I think in this case it's the objectived-people-look-better syndrome. Photos are perfect by nature. A kid's just, well, workable?"

'Obviously there could be zillions of species out there in the universe. I'm sure UFO cultists used to be curious, period, like anyone else, but now they've thought...too hard? Their thoughts are over-elaborate and impractical. They can't think, well, three-dimensionally. Maybe I'm like them in a certain way, but I'm much more pragmatic. I mean, I know there's no God.'

'And it's strange to be forced to acknowledge my body exists because I'm sure I've neglected the thing for so long that it's totally fucked up and full of cancer or AIDS or something. Maybe if I stop writing this down, I'll stop worrying.'

'Good, because as far as I'm concerned, love's what you feel for someone you don't know very well, if at all.'