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A little looney, but interesting. I'm betting he's patient 220.

I wanna DNF it, but I also want the Swoony badge reading thing 😭

I don't mind it, but it's the book that never ends. What state are they even in, how long till Montana 🙃

Chugging along

Kinda ready to just be done with it. The stories aren't bad, but so many are just ok, and I'm getting bored.

Chugging along, some are better than others.

“Oh, it’s going to be amazing,” Mordecai said. “It’s going to be a day for the history books. It’ll be the first time you two do exactly what I tell you to do.”
>>>Mordecai, you know damn well they will do no such thing.

Ahhhhhhh Lampo, you POS ❤️

Was in the kinda funny, kinda bleak, realm for the first bit. Then got a little dark, a little darker, then got realllllllyyyy dark.

What happens is heartbreaking, and even more so when I remember that this is a memoir, and she's not just a character in a fictional story.

It's cute so far and makes me think of the movie Practical Magic. Same kind of whimsical vibes.

It's not, but kinda is, but definitely isn't, but I'm telling my husband this is a watered down Angel Dust and Nifty solve a murder, book.

‘I’ll put bugs in his food,’ she says. ‘Skitter bugs are poisonous.’
I, too, want a psycho six year old side kick watching my back.

"Bye bye, responsibilities. Hello, food quest."
The main character is my soulmate

Kinda boring