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their baby is going to be the literal antichrist

Freida got me eating my words

love that for Patricia

sorry guys I was not familiar with Freida’s work. I now have faith in the potential twist. Still convinced EJ is Ethan especially after the therapist mentioned his “blonde, sun streaked hair”

Girl OF COURSE it was the same bottle!!!! Ethan, your. husband. is. EJ!!!! tffff

trust a man to insist on smashing in the dusty house of a dead woman while there is evidence to suggest that SOMEONE ELSE IS THERE

also like.. just take the dead ladies clothes?? Boots??? And walk off into the night??? I would rather take my chances with a blizzard than a random person hiding from me in a house where a woman went missing??? Byeeee

not being funny I would dump this man SO fast like bro there is obviously someone in the house. If I had a dollar for every time a man didn’t listen to a woman I’d be rich

ok so she’s rich he wanted her for her money and he’s actually a huge fkn jerk, surprise surprise

“Lemon curd tone” bro stfu I get it ur a chef

This MMC is such a cry baby like dude get over it the world does not revolve around you

Eeewwww bro wash your sheets

Dumbest riddles I’ve ever read in my life

Boom there it is, mates.. shock

Wait I think I get it, humans are the ones whose power gets successfully taken and hybrids are the ones who keep their power?? Hybrids are the corrupt??

I still do not understand the difference between humans and hybrids??? Hybrids have magic but so do humans??? What????

Also the mate card is getting thrown out at the end of this book I’m calling it now

“I’d survived alone before when I’d had no idea how to use my power. I could do it again if k had to.” GIRL WHEN?! Literally when??? You lasted TWO DAYS after the ‘mercenaries’ pulled you from the river, almost got dusted by some random dude, then got recaptured by them?! Stop. Stupid ass

Don’t hate me for this but I was kinda hoping Lorian was her secret brother… immortal instruments style yknow

Sober now.. she’s split from the mercenaries and I’m finding this VERY boring. The underground rebellion trope is so over written, reading it in such a poor quality book is almost insufferable

ok I’m drunk but I’m into it

One bed at the inn? Slay

Touch her and die? Say less

5 mercenaries out to protect fmc? Raw next question

… “mercenary’s gotta mercenary” ???? what the actual f babe. no. I’ve never DNF’d a book this early but I am SO close

I know the MMC has green eyes and “mama” is skinny.. that’s it

Also, mama??? FMC is almost 25 please stop

who tf are all these people what do they look like what the fridge