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Davout always at the scene of the crime

I WILL finish this book

None of this would have happened if they just aimed for Paris bro

Damn Diomedes tf they did to you

Why do all these retellings slag off Helen the poor woman’s depressed. #freemyqueen

The Kirkification of Napoleon Bonaparte.

Big gyatt Murat mentioned 😍😝

France’s Napoleon Bonaparte and Russia’s Alexander Romanov

FUCK THEY KILLED ANDREY. THEY HIT THE PENTAGON

I wish I finished this book before heated rivalry came out because now I’m getting mixed up between Ilya Rostov and Ilya Rosanov. You ain’t slick Rachel but personally I would have called him Nikolay instead for the shits and giggles. The only Heated Rivalry I’m reading about is whatever sexual tension Anatole has with Dolokhov.

Fucking hell uni is killing me off I need to finish this

Napoleon is losing this battle by bullshitting always knew he had it in him

Borodino was fr hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby 💔

Reading slump but Andrei is finally crashing out you deserve it king ❤️‍🩹

Ayyy Maria finally bagging 😝

Imagine having such profound beef with someone you end up fucking up your country’s military plans because of it 💀

Do you think I could use Masonic prophesies to determine whether I could defeat Netanyahu

Andrei not letting the opps slide

Nah Balachev is cooked bro’s about to meet Davout 💔

You see it’s shit like this that makes me thankful Snapchat exists

The real peace comes when Anatole finally dies ❤️

Boris my fave gold digger 💜

Sonya my queen you don’t deserve this :(

Why did I pay £12.00 for a heavy physical copy when I could have been reading ts on Marxists Internet Archive like it was A03

“Nice Bitch you have there! Is she a good mover?” I say at the club

Bro Prince Andrei pmo so bad he switches up so fast istg him and Pierre are bipolar

Lowkey feel sorry for Vera bro what’s with all these first-born daughters getting done dirty do these families put them on a hit list when they’re born or something

On page 500 and STILL not halfway through the book

Rostov and Boris walked so Rowley and Greg could run

Nikolay getting cheated on by Alexander with Napoleon biggest heart break in this book 😔