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Manic pixie dream optimist (?) terrorist (?) girl

All you have to do to make a book good is take out the 2000s young loser culture and replace it with 2020s young loser culture

Hahaha dude wouldn't it be so fucking funny if the evil alien demon was racist and antisemitic and it said slurs and swears? Wouldn't that be so fucking funny?

A little too 2006-humor for me

Oh I get it, LaVache's weird thing about "I call my phone a lymph node" is sort of like how the whole city is shaped like a girl, and the phone lines are big nerve tunnel networks that are clogged. Cute.

Ha ha, I get it. You submitted this book as your collegiate undergraduate thesis, and there's an entire running bit about how all the stories college kids write are long and winding and self-conscious and sad and atrociously typed.

And this from the man whose Wikipedia article claims he hates metafiction and irony.

I think this might be slop that's pretending to be not-slop. Or maybe it's trying to be not-slop and failing. It is funny and entertaining though, and it plays strangely on my mind.

Like, this Other vs. Self thing that keeps getting repeated is basically nothing. I read Infinite Jest so all I know all this peripheral sci-fi shit haunting the narrative is going to be nothing. The metafiction shit is maybe something?

DFW slop (affectionate)

Me after imagining the perfect political entity in my head and ascribing it metaphysical qualities that make it logically incoherent for it to do wrong: Okay, okay, let's inspire the French Revolution