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elza is 82% done with Los siete maridos de Evelyn Hugo

QUE EL ULTIMO MARIDO SEA EL HERMANO DE CELIA POR UN PLAN DE LA MISMA AHHHH

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elza is 4% done with Bride (Bride, #1)

Imagina llamarte Misery no si es que te sorprendes de que solo te pasen cosas malas si es que

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elza is 73% done with Los siete maridos de Evelyn Hugo

FUCK CELIA

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elza is 73% done with Los siete maridos de Evelyn Hugo

AHHHHHHHHH MI NIÑA LO HA CONSEGUIDO

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elza is 49% done with Monday Pounds Me In The Butt

FAKE DATING???

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elza is 37% done with Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union

TIENE UNA HISTORIA BONUS!

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elza is 34% done with Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union

Theres no end to the variety when you open your heart's butt to your neighbors

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elza is 32% done with Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union

All you need is love... all you need is butts...

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elza is on page 405 of 672 of Hasta que caiga la luna (Moonfall, #1)

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elza is 60% done with Los siete maridos de Evelyn Hugo

PORFIN

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elza is 56% done with Los siete maridos de Evelyn Hugo

QUE ESTA VIENDO AL MARIDO DE CELIA QJWLENENDNSN

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elza is 47% done with Slammed In The Butt By The Prehistoric Megalodon Shark Amid Accusations Of Jumping Over Him

Fuck yesh, stroke that ancient apex predator surgeon cock JAKAJAJAKAJJS

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elza is 38% done with Slammed In The Butt By The Prehistoric Megalodon Shark Amid Accusations Of Jumping Over Him

I recognize that Im hopelessly attracted to this ancient sea creature surgeon

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elza is 33% done with Slammed In The Butt By The Prehistoric Megalodon Shark Amid Accusations Of Jumping Over Him

QUE EL TIBURON ES UN CIRUJANO CEREBRAL JAJJAJA

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elza is on page 6 of 31 of Slammed In The Butt By The Prehistoric Megalodon Shark Amid Accusations Of Jumping Over Him

The punishment for jumping sharks, prehistoric or otherwise, is complete and utter exile from all civilization, banished to a life of wandering meaninglessly through the desert wasteland.

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elza is 84% done with A Fig For All The Devils

this book is so good...

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elza is 65% done with A Fig For All The Devils

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elza is 57% done with A Fig For All The Devils

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elza is 40% done with A Fig For All The Devils

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elza is on page 366 of 672 of Hasta que caiga la luna (Moonfall, #1)

tio me parece triste que el libro este mejorando solo pq ahora NO ESTA SIENDO NARRADO POR RAEVE DIOSSSS

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elza is on page 362 of 672 of Hasta que caiga la luna (Moonfall, #1)

esto de 0 a 100 no me gustaaaa

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elza is on page 357 of 672 of Hasta que caiga la luna (Moonfall, #1)

LO SABIA LO SABÍA LO SABIA JIJIJIJI

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elza is 14% done with A Fig For All The Devils

creo que se va a convertir en la muerte

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elza is 51% done with Los siete maridos de Evelyn Hugo

el mundo no esta preparado para el yearning de una pareja lésbica

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elza is 50% done with Los siete maridos de Evelyn Hugo

fuck my chungus life man

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elza is 43% done with Los siete maridos de Evelyn Hugo

Como dijo un sabio griego: Tiran mas dos tetas que dos carretas

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elza is 62% done with Cookies & Cream (Milkie verse, #2)

where's the sex

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elza is 50% done with Cookies & Cream (Milkie verse, #2)

Better than Butterfly this far

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elza is 20% done with Jokes to Offend Men

this aint even funny man...

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elza is on page 17 of 176 of Jokes to Offend Men

What warning will you find on the back of a pill bottle and at the
end of a job interview?
“Don’t take this if you’re pregnant or thinking about
becoming pregnant.”

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