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STOP the wedding is beautiful but why did the author pick DIAMONDS as their wedding song I cant

Wait JJ doesn’t think Shane fell on purpose after literally not believing him

There is no way JJ redeemed himself to fuck if all up again and I still hope Shane’s team gets ran over by a zamboni preferably being driven by me

I actually hope Shane’s team get ran over by a zamboni

‘Shane realised that most of Ilya’s posts were, in weird cryptic ways, about Shane’

I am SOBBING. The way Ilya loves Shane as loudly as he can even though theyre a secret kills me

‘He imagined Shane would be similarly unforgiving if Ilya took his own life. Not that Ilya ever would. Unless he couldn’t help it’

Ugh what if I just cry for forever

Shane Hollander if you don’t tell the world you love that man I am going to lose it

Someone get this boy away from the hell that is an eating disorder disguised as fitness I beg

Ilya’s loon tattoo makes me want to sob

Oh Ilya Rozanov has made his guest appearance early

Great she took the sponges virginity and left him alone in her apartment to cry.

‘Tell me what you want my little bubble’ I am actually going to go drink bleach

‘I need to scrub you from the inside out’ actually get away from me

The house cleaner is also an aphrodisiac? What on earth are these authors on when they write these books genuinely?

You know what good for her fair play

Okay the sponge is alive now and I really don’t know if that makes it better or worse

WHAT IS SHE DOING? Why is she using a sponge to get off? I can’t do this. I thought it was going to at least come alive

‘I love the reviews you give’ the people yearn for reviews of the weird books they send me. So here I am once again

Surprise surprise Ilya Rozanov has made a guest appearance

Ugh I actually love Ilya Rozanov so much

Dallas Kent is actually on another level of disgusting. I hate him

Screaming

Ugh there we are Ilya Rozanov’s cameo. The only part of this book I have been excited for

I cannot take this author seriously. Why is he talking to it like that?

I love a slow burn but not when it’s because they’re both being massive idiots

Need Bonnie to talk some sense into this girl because she is driving me insane

I think I would prefer to swallow gravel than read about her awful flirting

Okay that disgusted me so much I messed up my update. Class