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Lovely background noise while cleaning

I’m gonna crash out if there’s another mention of women being SA’d

Holy fuck the narrator’s voice is so sexy

Fuck I’m bawling

The old lady says stuff you’d hear in a Marvel Rivals voice chat

Paul doesn’t deserve his wife. That woman is a saint

Ykw, I’d stroke my shit too if I had a urinary tract infection

Ykw, I’d stroke my shit too if I had a urinary track infection

SCREAMING, CRYING THROWING UP, WISHING DEATH UPON SNOW, CONTEMPLATING THE MERITS OF BURNING THIS BOOK AND CRYING TO MY THERAPIST, WISHING HAYMITCH GETS A PROPER HUG BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT WONT HAPPEN BECAUSE THIS SERIES IS SO CRUEL AND BRUTAL. FUCK

Group sewer slide session starts at 5

No amount of hatred I hold for President Snow can be described by words or gestured by hands. I need this fictional mf DEAD

I would like to clarify that I’ve had this on my bookshelf for a year and the announcement of the Guillermo movie made me pick it up again. The fact that sexy Oscar Isaac is playing Victor is an added bonus. I may be a simp, but I’m a simp with goddamn standards