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So far I’ve got “a man and his two sons run a center of sexual healing for emotionally neglected women. Nobody gets better.”

No but fr, why are all he ladies outside the fmc described as catty and insecure?

Idk what moody mood led me to this.. but here we are!

Pam is the real MVP.

Not sold on Lark’s apprehension so far. It’s so exaggerated.

No divorce in the contract?

“Violence is a part of human nature”?

His family owns the police?

I have lost all respect for the FMC. TSTL is my least favourite trope. I’m giving this book fifty more pages to improve before I dnf.

2 mill back tax? Civil lawsuit?! AND your whole building condemned? How utterly convenient for it all to appear within hours after she rejects him. It irks me she doesn’t ping it.

That man is his fathers son and is perfectly comfortable for her to share a tarp with his dad’s business rival on Skid row.

I don’t know if I own enough suspense of disbelief to accommodate this shit.

“You… We can’t. It’s not… We don’t fit.”

Ma’am. Where is that “can do”-attitude??

I’m sorry, but the word of the day is “cockpocket”.

Phantom is giving strong Deadpool vibes. I’m here for it.

Arlon: “Some take to magic easier than others.”

Sir. Did you just call him a slut?

The age gap feels squirmier and squirmier. The guys clearly want a mature relationship and a family with her, but SHES TWENTY-FECKIN-TWO.

All is well and the spice is spicin’, but I still haven’t gotten a clear explanation as to what a stav is, and it’s bugging me.

“I don’t need your ride, I can sort one out myself. Thanks for fucking nothing.”

Motherfucker. They just saved your ass from a gang of bikers ready to haul your ass away and do god knows what to it. If this is how obstinate she’s going to be for the rest of the series I’m going to put her in the TSTL- pile and abandon ship.

Considering DNFing.

I’m pretty sure what Tristan is doing is mafia peacocking:

✅ Threatening personal space
✅ Looking realllly intense whilst also looking completely expressionless (Like holding in a fart I imagine)
✅Bringing vague threats of violence that could also be vague threats of sex.
✅Scaling buildings in tac gear and breaking into ladies bedrooms to deliver messages that could have been a text.

Dante is introduced.

was this a reverse harem book?
RUNS TO THE TAGS
Phooey.

Apphauling renditions of anal sex. Don’t double dip people!

Creigh is clearly asexual and gets no respect. 😆