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'I jump and the grind beneath me breaks'

Tell me youre 500 lbs without telling me youre 500 lbs

I want you to make a list of all of your favorite things, and I want to be on it.

“Your suit looks just like mine.” Kenji frowns.
“I’m supposed to be the one with the black suit. Why can’t you have a pink suit? Or a yellow suit—”
“Because we’re not the freaking Power Rangers,” Winston says, rolling his eyes.
“What the hell is a Power Ranger?” Kenji shoots back.

AWWWW ☹️☹️

What the

“I can feel your presence. Hers, most of all.” “Really?” Kenji says. “That’s some weird shit. What do I feel like? Peanut butter?” Warner is unamused.

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

☹️

"I’m able to name the individual muscles in my body,.."

Girl get ou, knowing how to throw a punch after training for a week will NOT make you know that don't piss me off.

I really like this still water comparison

" In my case, I have seventeen years of psychological trauma to undo."

Ykw same

Omg her talking about it like that is making me cringe please shut up

That is the dumbest plan I've ever heard

"...And if you do not shower on a regular basis, do not come within ten feet of me.”

HELP

Maybe we both fell in love with the illusion of something more.

Bruh

"I've never taken a bath before."
What????

"I don’t think you’re any of the things people have said about you.”
I turn to look at him.
Warner is staring out the windshield.
“You don’t?” His voice is so soft and so scared I can scarcely hear it.<:i>

MY BABYYYYYYYY ☹️☹️☹️☹️

Warner is holding my hand.

🫦

“I want a hot bath,” I hear Winston say.
And then he giggles.
He actually giggles.

LOL

"It's like a soap opera."

This is why you're a side character

Adam hate club. Adam is such a loser

“That didn’t count as a breakup,” Adam says, his voice rough. “We still loved each other—”

Oh shut up

“You’re just growing up so quickly. You’re getting all excited about being able to touch shit for the first time, and I just want to be sure you are observing sanitary regulations—”

I LOVE KENJI HELPPPPPP

"Maybe your lady bits are scientifically confused."

LOOOOOOL

“So,” he says. “When’s the big day? Have you set a date yet?”
“What?” I startle. “For what?”
“For the day you’re going to stop being such a dumbass,” he says, shooting me a sharp look.

KENJIIIII

Oooh jealous Aaron me likey, me likeyyyyy

Warner is smiling.
Adam notices.
“Is there something you want to say?” Adam turns on him.
“God, no,” Warner says. “Juliette doesn’t require my assistance. And you might not have realized it yet, but it’s obvious to everyone else that you’ve lost this fight, Kent.”
Adam snaps.

YESSSSSSSSSS

I've literally been wanting Adam out NOT EVEN halfway through shatter me

Get this loser out of my face

“Juliette?” Warner says.
I glance in his direction.
"A moment of your time, please? In private?”

YOU DONT HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE