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“Are you ready to go?” - “I am.”
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The hope Jude had for the happy life he was going to live with Brother Luke…

I am NOT ready for The Happy Years portion 🙃

Caleb (Devil) has entered the chat… and Jude’s apartment… I really don’t want to read the next part of this scene 🥲😡

Alright, Part 4: The Axiom of Equality

Not sure I can forgive JB after what I just read about him… that scene where he mocks Jude… AND JUDE STILL SHOWS UP BY HIS BEDSIDE IN THE HOSPITAL??? An angel. JB count your days ☠️😐

OK PART 3 - VANITIES 💪💪 The ending of Part 2 was gorgeously written goodness 😭

OK YALL TIME TO GET MOVING ON THIS

“He had gone to architecture school for the worst reason of all, it seemed: because he loved buildings.”

OUCH THAT HITS SO DIFFERENT NOW??? 🥲

Still have no idea what’s going on but hey! Alright! ☠️

“Men don’t listen to old crones.”

I have absolutely no idea wtf is going on in this book lol

“Nonononono” after opening the shed door???? WHAT IS IT

PART 2!

OOPS didn’t update the page number on my last update but once again, the “But I don’t really think Nick would hurt me. I would just feel safer with a gun,” TOOK ME OUT BC WDYM AMY GIRL 🥲 Nick I’ve got my eye on you…

“But I don’t really think Nick would hurt me. I would just feel safer with a gun.”

IM SORRY AMY WHAT 🤯 I AGREE BUT WHOA THATS A LOT

OK A COUPLE THINGS:
1. WE’VE HAD A MISTRESS THIS WHOLE TIME?? Oh Nick when I catch you…
2. Also I feel like Nick is gonna get himself into so much shit legally pretty soon 🫣😗

I HAVE GOT TO GET BACK ON TRACK WITH READING BRO. But let’s just say THIS IS GOOOOOD!

Ohhhh I’ve been waiting for this one!

OK OK HERE WE GO WE’RE BUSTING OUTTA THIS WACKAHH MOLDYAHH HOUSE

Ok, kinda gagged as this has progressed 🫣

Ok wait so Grindy is running for Minister?? ☠️💼 I respect the bag

Ok so we’ve stablished the reason why Dumbledore and Grindelwald can’t fight, we’ve set up our team, and have now entered the German Ministry of Magic… 👀

Alright let’s see how this installment goes 😗

I’m ngl why am I actually SO into this 😭😭 I guess I really was starving for some more Wizarding World content… and while this has its plot holes and inconsistencies, I STILL LIKE IT A LOT SORRY 😗🫣☠️✨ Also this Dumbledore x Grindelwald plot point… I am HERE 🤩💅🏼

Oh the way this is eating the movie UP ☠️ Minus the slight lore inconsistencies and plot holes I’m so sat!

Alright let’s see if the screenplay changes my thoughts on this installment of the series… ☠️🤔

Alright so we are getting up the mystery!

Oh! So we just got angry and blew ol’ Mary Lou up! ☠️😭

I’m in love with the Niffler and I want one NOW 🦡🦡🦡

Ok but why is Muggle not just the universal term for all non magic folk lmao??
Anyways I’m not gonna lie I’m sat for this so far…!? A lil sus only cuz I know these movies get kinda bad so I’m interested to see how the screenplays change anything/change my opinion on things! 🌱🐉

IT FINALLY CAME THANK GOD ☠️

The density of this collection is insane to me… like I’ve been reading forever and only on page 20 ☠️