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On second thought.. it shows how similar gertrude and i are because even though we are over 100 years apart in age (shes old af and im youthful) we both like to use thesame words and phrases over and over again! #thatpart

Okay someone start a languid use count please cause its getting annoying. Like i hope gertrude isnt offended but i think she needa a thesaurus…

Yes this is taking me awhile to read. But im gettin there.. i really like the docotor he seems like a nice guy !

Okay gettin interestin

Lot of big words i have to search up… tf is untimorous

Can def tell it was written a bit ago.. lil problematic… anywho it reminds me of the start of gremlins!! Oooh what in box? Like and subscribe to find out more!!!

So thats the balcony scene

I am wayyy to impatient WHAT HAPPENED IN CROATIA LIKE JUST GIMMET HE SMUT SCENE GODDD

Oh no! Only one bed? Darn..

This book makes me so sad

BOY OF COURSEEE SHE WAS GONNA FALL IN LOVE WITH U DONT PLAY WITH ME ALSO KINDA SCARED CAUSE THERES 60 MORE PAGES GUYS DONT BREAK UP

OH YEAHhhh guys they bout to do it in the tent

I have stuck my tongue out and giggled a unhealthy amount of times

Brb learning how to make a margarita just in case my writer neighbour needs one

Dave bein a wingman for not showing up but guys i cant do this

Dnf

I need to read his suicide cult book now

Was kinda pissy that he didnt remember her but he did and he called her a fairy and i need them together.

Wait guys the grumpy neighbour is also the college rival writer she mentioned? Did not see this coming. Lowkey wanted her and bookstore coffee shop girl together

Ask me how im feeling right now. DISGUSTED. I am so grossed out rn. Wtf is a room of mirrors and dildos this is some dark romance stuff i do not mess with also. Um killin ur mom? No. No ESPECIALLY NOT IN THE WAY SHE DID. Those two chapters had me scarred truly. Im fearful of whats to come and angry at the people on tiktok who recommended it.

The description of her nunu made me gag. Im sorry. What. What do you mean dead skin? What do you mean fish. Im fearful for the first time reading a book

Okay before i read this is a threat. If this book with this igly ass cover is bad. Im you know whatting. Because i will not have such a ugly cover AND A BAD BOOK how dare you. Like the bell jar? Barelyyy read but so what. Cover slaps. Back up. So just letting my 4 fans know i mean business

Love books that have twitter in it idk why i just find it fun esp if they put funny usernames

This is gonna be my fav already i lvoe it somuch THE LAVENDER SHOP HAD ME GAGGED THE ACTION MOVIE I SAID AHHH he better have a good reason for staying friends with my girl

We doin it class its aight

Okay franz ver darr dajbf is def having an affair

Okay yes she loves slashers anf is probably alot like me but god she annoys me

Yes i started this book today and am almost done.. but why do i love them so much